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wiseass $$$chnee ([personal profile] schmisse) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-04-12 11:17 am

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[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.




NAME Reyvenne
AGE 53
LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month.
OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?


((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
4leafring: (☘️;  (● ó ⌓ ò●))

[personal profile] 4leafring 2019-04-12 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Who's they? I'm not a doctor but you gotta tell them they're wrong.
And it's not just pudding. It's King Pudding. There's a difference.
I
Uh
I...bought
[ a different crapload of food ]other stuff.
I had pudding before, so I really didn't think about it.
resound: (✞ できないと気付いたんだ)

[personal profile] resound 2019-04-12 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It’s not an actual king.
There’s no nation for it to rule over.
Pudding is pudding.


[ what the fuck is this discussion even ]

Go shake hands with someone and buy one.
4leafring: (☘️;  ヽ(  ̄д ̄)ノ)

i hate you so much AASDBSA

[personal profile] 4leafring 2019-04-12 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why does it have a crown?
It's the king of P. U. D. D. I. NGS.
Not a nation

[ checkmate, atheist furry. ]

But if I get more than a handshake, then I get more pudding.
It's called the economy.
One's not gonna last me. Plus, I dont even know if they have King Pudding in this place...
resound: (✞ 見てよ こんなに個性的!)

I HATE YOU MORE???

[personal profile] resound 2019-04-12 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't be a king if you're not actually ruling everything
It's like
Putting a crown on your head won't make you the king of idiots


[ ... because tamaki doesn't need one for that title. go checkmate yourself. ]

And don't fucking say the puddings count.


How much do you even eat a day if you need to buy that much
4leafring: (☘️;  (ᗒᗣᗕ))

i hate you mostest

[personal profile] 4leafring 2019-04-12 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
They do, though
You're not making any sense. Why would his name be KING Pudding then?
I can't be the king of idiots if I'm not King Tamaki
That and no crown either

It depends. If I have ten, and I divide them through the day, I can have


[typing...]

A pudding every two hours
If I have more, I can eat more

Edited (nitpicky bs) 2019-04-12 16:51 (UTC)
resound: (✞ 誓い合った夢は)

screams i cant believe it took me an hour to notice. anyway that never happened

[personal profile] resound 2019-04-12 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
So if I got you a crown
Would you accept your title


[ sounds like critical pudding mass, by that schedule. wow. ]

That doesn't sound very healthy.
4leafring: (☘️; 	( ᵔ ▽ ᵔ ))

[personal profile] 4leafring 2019-04-12 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Right right
Like you'll find a crown

It's fine
I got muscles and dance a lot
Plus I eat other stuff too


[ the quality of everything else is a whole other issue, though. ]
resound: (✞ 敵は誰?)

[personal profile] resound 2019-04-12 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't challenge me.
What's your address?
I'll have it dropped off.


" Other stuff " doesn't count if it's actually other pudding flavors.
4leafring: (☘️; (; ̄Д ̄))

[personal profile] 4leafring 2019-04-12 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't though...
I dont believe you or anything but i'll send it in, I guess

It's not just pudding. I have chips, too
And candy
And cake
and crackers


[ Okay, maybe it's not so healthy. But there is lots of variety. ]
resound: (✞ your heart)

[personal profile] resound 2019-04-12 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know what a vegetable is
resound: (✞ あの子があたしにしたみたいに)

[personal profile] resound 2019-04-12 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[ yes that's the actual message. ]
4leafring: (☘️; (ง ˃̶͈̀ᗨ˂̶͈́)۶)

[personal profile] 4leafring 2019-04-12 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you need me to show you? Uh...sure.


cucumber


eggplant


carrot


daikon

These are vegetables
There's more but I dun wanna spam or anything

resound: (✞ 夢は夢だと終わるなんて)

[personal profile] resound 2019-04-12 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I should've left you in the cave
4leafring: (☘️;  ( ̄ω ̄  ))

[personal profile] 4leafring 2019-04-12 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
But then who would've told you what a vegetable is?
resound: (✞ 頂点しか欲しくないね)

[personal profile] resound 2019-04-12 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Seen 11:13am ]
4leafring: (☘️;  (・ω・))

i swear im gonna p*ss myself 1/4

[personal profile] 4leafring 2019-04-12 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's fine. shuu's busy, he'll wait. ]
4leafring: (☘️;  (* ò へ o *))

2/4

[personal profile] 4leafring 2019-04-12 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
4leafring: (☘️;  (。 •́︿•̀ 。))

3/4

[personal profile] 4leafring 2019-04-12 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
4leafring: (☘️; ヽ( `д´*)ノ)

4/4

[personal profile] 4leafring 2019-04-12 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey
Hey
Uh
Aren't you gonna help me with my pudding though?!
resound: (✞ 気付いてないと思ってる?)

[personal profile] resound 2019-04-12 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ PLEASE LEARN HOW TO TAKE GHOSTING GRACEFULLY. ]
resound: (✞ 遠くの光へもっと baby)

[personal profile] resound 2019-04-12 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... okay fine. he still makes tamaki wait like an hour for this, but: ]

I'll buy you one.

[ one (1) pudding. with his HARD-EARNED fuckmoney. are you happy now. ]
4leafring: (☘️;  (*⌒―⌒*))

[personal profile] 4leafring 2019-04-12 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ GHOSTING SCHMOSTING HE'S GOT PRIORITIES HERE. ]

Really? Score!
Thanks!


[ thank you for your patronage, you generous sex tycoon! king pudding or not, he'll remember you dearly as the guy that always gives him gifts. That sword might still be hanging around his apartment somewhere. ]

I'll make it up to you
Promise!