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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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Comments

[resound]

Don't challenge me.
What's your address?
I'll have it dropped off.


" Other stuff " doesn't count if it's actually other pudding flavors.

[4leafring]

You can't though...
I dont believe you or anything but i'll send it in, I guess

It's not just pudding. I have chips, too
And candy
And cake
and crackers

[ Okay, maybe it's not so healthy. But there is lots of variety. ]

[resound]

Do you know what a vegetable is

[4leafring]

Yeah duh
Why

[resound]

...

[ yes that's the actual message. ]

[4leafring]

Oh, you need me to show you? Uh...sure.


cucumber


eggplant


carrot


daikon

These are vegetables
There's more but I dun wanna spam or anything

[resound]

I should've left you in the cave

[4leafring]

But then who would've told you what a vegetable is?

[resound]

[ Seen ✓ 11:13am ]

i swear im gonna p*ss myself 1/4

[4leafring]

[ it's fine. shuu's busy, he'll wait. ]

2/4

[4leafring]

3/4

[4leafring]

4/4

[4leafring]

Hey
Hey
Uh
Aren't you gonna help me with my pudding though?!

[resound]

[ PLEASE LEARN HOW TO TAKE GHOSTING GRACEFULLY. ]

[resound]

[ ... okay fine. he still makes tamaki wait like an hour for this, but: ]

I'll buy you one.

[ one (1) pudding. with his HARD-EARNED fuckmoney. are you happy now. ]

[4leafring]

[ GHOSTING SCHMOSTING HE'S GOT PRIORITIES HERE. ]

Really? Score!
Thanks!

[ thank you for your patronage, you generous sex tycoon! king pudding or not, he'll remember you dearly as the guy that always gives him gifts. That sword might still be hanging around his apartment somewhere. ]

I'll make it up to you
Promise!