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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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Comments

cw: blatant objectification lol

[yakiniku]

Unfortunate. I have no interest in romance but I can easily think of ways to keep that occupied for hours.

hanzo u bad bad boy

[cadeuces]

Now, be gentle. He's no "spring chicken".
But he can still likely do a fair bit of damage.

( That's the nice way of saying he can snap you like a twig. )

[yakiniku]

No, but I could devour him like one.
That sounds like a positive selling point to me.

[He is drunk and drinking. Someone stop him.]

[cadeuces]

( Knock knock, this is Angela showing up at your door to distract you with her disgusting cuddliness once she's confiscated your drink and also your phone. The messages will be there in the morning where you haven't struck yourself out of the entire sport, here. )

[mylawn]

I'll kill you.

he’s dumb drunk and not sorry

[yakiniku]

Is the man in question spoken for? There is no need for jealousy. I was simply admiring him.

Re: he’s dumb drunk and not sorry

[mylawn]

It's not a threat. I'm stating an objective fact. I will kill you.

[yakiniku]

You are not the first to make statements like that yet here I am alive and well. I wish you luck.

[mylawn]

I'm not gonna need luck if you try to pull any of that on me.

[yakiniku]

So that is what you look like under there. Interesting.

[mylawn]

I'm not sure what you were expecting.

[Hopefully not, like, the undead ghost of Jack Morrison, though if Hanzo recognizes him in that sense, he's doing a good job of downplaying it.]

[yakiniku]

Not that. However, out of respect I take back the comments I made.

[He’s slowly putting two and two together so he gets why Jack hides the moneymaker now. He’s not going to make a big deal about it. None of that matters here, after all.]

[mylawn]

[If Hanzo doesn't bring it up, then 76 certainly won't. He's perhaps saving the Genji thing for similar reasons.]

Having second thoughts?

[yakiniku]

Not exactly.


Are you?

[mylawn]

Reconsidering killing you if the occasion calls for it? Not really.

[yakiniku]

Noted.

[mylawn]

Good.