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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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text bitch

[resound]

Oh, I see.
You ate so much pudding it replaced your brain.

leaves you on read

[4leafring]

I'm not dumb, that can't happen.

Pudding goes in your stomach.

[resound]

[ ... ]

They say you are what you eat...
Anyway
It’s just pudding, isn’t it
How do you not have the chroma for that

[4leafring]

Who's they? I'm not a doctor but you gotta tell them they're wrong.
And it's not just pudding. It's King Pudding. There's a difference.
I
Uh
I...bought [ a different crapload of food ]other stuff.
I had pudding before, so I really didn't think about it.

[resound]

It’s not an actual king.
There’s no nation for it to rule over.
Pudding is pudding.

[ what the fuck is this discussion even ]

Go shake hands with someone and buy one.

i hate you so much AASDBSA

[4leafring]

Then why does it have a crown?
It's the king of P. U. D. D. I. NGS.
Not a nation

[ checkmate, atheist furry. ]

But if I get more than a handshake, then I get more pudding.
It's called the economy.
One's not gonna last me. Plus, I dont even know if they have King Pudding in this place...

I HATE YOU MORE???

[resound]

You can't be a king if you're not actually ruling everything
It's like
Putting a crown on your head won't make you the king of idiots

[ ... because tamaki doesn't need one for that title. go checkmate yourself. ]

And don't fucking say the puddings count.


How much do you even eat a day if you need to buy that much

i hate you mostest

[4leafring]

They do, though
You're not making any sense. Why would his name be KING Pudding then?
I can't be the king of idiots if I'm not King Tamaki
That and no crown either

It depends. If I have ten, and I divide them through the day, I can have

[typing...]

A pudding every two hours
If I have more, I can eat more

screams i cant believe it took me an hour to notice. anyway that never happened

[resound]

So if I got you a crown
Would you accept your title

[ sounds like critical pudding mass, by that schedule. wow. ]

That doesn't sound very healthy.

[4leafring]

Right right
Like you'll find a crown

It's fine
I got muscles and dance a lot
Plus I eat other stuff too

[ the quality of everything else is a whole other issue, though. ]

[resound]

Don't challenge me.
What's your address?
I'll have it dropped off.


" Other stuff " doesn't count if it's actually other pudding flavors.

[4leafring]

You can't though...
I dont believe you or anything but i'll send it in, I guess

It's not just pudding. I have chips, too
And candy
And cake
and crackers

[ Okay, maybe it's not so healthy. But there is lots of variety. ]

[resound]

Do you know what a vegetable is

[4leafring]

Yeah duh
Why

[resound]

...

[ yes that's the actual message. ]

[4leafring]

Oh, you need me to show you? Uh...sure.


cucumber


eggplant


carrot


daikon

These are vegetables
There's more but I dun wanna spam or anything

[resound]

I should've left you in the cave

[4leafring]

But then who would've told you what a vegetable is?

[resound]

[ Seen ✓ 11:13am ]

i swear im gonna p*ss myself 1/4

[4leafring]

[ it's fine. shuu's busy, he'll wait. ]

2/4

[4leafring]

3/4

[4leafring]

4/4

[4leafring]

Hey
Hey
Uh
Aren't you gonna help me with my pudding though?!

[resound]

[ PLEASE LEARN HOW TO TAKE GHOSTING GRACEFULLY. ]

[resound]

[ ... okay fine. he still makes tamaki wait like an hour for this, but: ]

I'll buy you one.

[ one (1) pudding. with his HARD-EARNED fuckmoney. are you happy now. ]