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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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[4leafring]

Oh, right. A picture of me. Here.

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[pidgeypidge]

What's so good about king pudding?

[No, really, she's genuinely curious.]

[4leafring]

It's the best!

It's cheap, and it tastes good. The mascot's cool, too! You can get a bunch of stuff with it's face on it. They sell it at the convenience store at home.

Have you seen it around?

[ Nothing too exceptional aside from his love for it. The guy really could just live on that for the rest of his life. ]

[pidgeypidge]

[That... doesn't actually tell her anything about it!]

Is it hard to make? I'm not as good in the kitchen as some people might be, but I could probably manage a pudding.

I don't think I've seen anything like that around here. The mascot looks kind of cute, though!

[4leafring]

[ but those are the great things! what more do you need to see it's awesomeness ]

I've never tried to make it. I just buy it. I guess you could make it at home. But it's not King Pudding like that. It's just pudding, I guess. That's fine too, as long as it tastes like it.

Back home, my friends cook for me and put him everywhere. Maybe that can work, too.

[pidgeypidge]

Wouldn't making it be cheaper? Though I guess some things are just easier and cheaper to buy. What does it taste like, though?

[Please don't let it be something weird.]

Hey, that might work. I'm not completely inept in the kitchen, but one of my best friends is amazing, and my boyfriend is as well... so I don't really have to worry about it most of the time.

[4leafring]

Milky
Custardy
FIrm
Kingly

[ What's "kingly', you ask? It's exactly what it sounds like! Nothing. ]

Are they here with you? Mine are all back home.

text bitch

[resound]

Oh, I see.
You ate so much pudding it replaced your brain.

leaves you on read

[4leafring]

I'm not dumb, that can't happen.

Pudding goes in your stomach.

[resound]

[ ... ]

They say you are what you eat...
Anyway
It’s just pudding, isn’t it
How do you not have the chroma for that

[4leafring]

Who's they? I'm not a doctor but you gotta tell them they're wrong.
And it's not just pudding. It's King Pudding. There's a difference.
I
Uh
I...bought [ a different crapload of food ]other stuff.
I had pudding before, so I really didn't think about it.

[resound]

It’s not an actual king.
There’s no nation for it to rule over.
Pudding is pudding.

[ what the fuck is this discussion even ]

Go shake hands with someone and buy one.

i hate you so much AASDBSA

[4leafring]

Then why does it have a crown?
It's the king of P. U. D. D. I. NGS.
Not a nation

[ checkmate, atheist furry. ]

But if I get more than a handshake, then I get more pudding.
It's called the economy.
One's not gonna last me. Plus, I dont even know if they have King Pudding in this place...

[killful]

I hope that cute little guy isn't sentient...

i'm so sorry

[4leafring]

Sentient? No, he's King Pudding.

I live for this shit

[killful]

That doesn't explain anything!
Look at the lil guy. He's got a face. That just makes me feel bad!

[4leafring]

I just explained it though! He's right there.

Wait.

You don't eat him!!! You eat the pudding!!!

[killful]

Huh?? If he's not pudding then what is he?!

[4leafring]

He's King before he's Pudding! You can't just eat the king...

Can you?

[hoasen]

Curiously, I am also able to make pudding. What is this King Pudding? I might be able to replicate it.

[4leafring]

[ Oh, thank god. Finally, a kind soul with an offer that doesn't include overthrowing his tasty monarch! ]

I'll take it!
Make me some!
I'll do anything!
But... I don't really know what's in a pudding
King Pudding is just extra good y'know?

[ Essentially, nothing separates it from plain old pudding aside from it's mascot. Tamaki's just very hung up on that little guy. ]

[hoasen]

[Tasty monarchs who managed to popularise food to make money is a business genius, she can't overthrow them!]

Very well, I'll do it! You will do anything, no? Then you can try it for me and let me know if it tastes right...then I make adjustments. I'm very curious about this King Pudding!

[Thank god all she needs to do is make regular pudding the first time around and then SUCCEED.]

[4leafring]

Really?!

[ This must be an angel. Tamaki could cry tears of joy ...thank you for this blessing, pudding gods. ]

I'll do it!
I'll try it a thousand times if I have to! You're the best!

[hoasen]

[HERE SHE COMES, angel of the custard. Though he could probably also thank her big brother for teaching her. Winning!]

Really! Then, we'll make a great team, no?
When would you like to start?

[4leafring]

Yeah
Thanks for helping...uh. Your name.
I dunno it yet.

[ Not that it'll stick for long before she's condemned with one of his nicknames. ]

Anyway it's ingredients first
I think
But I used all my chroma for other stuff...