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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
<center> <table style="width:630px;"><tr> <td align="center" style="vertical-align:top; width:250px;"><img style="width:250px; border-radius: 25px;" src="https://i.imgur.com/1u1Emwb.jpg"></td> <td align="center" style="width:400px;"><div style="padding: 10px; font-family: courier new; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; border: 1px solid #666666;"><b>NAME</b> Reyvenne <b>AGE</b> 53 <b>LOOKING FOR</b> I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. <b>OFFERING</b> What. You don't think I'm hot?</td></tr></table>

Comments

i'm so sorry

[4leafring]

Sentient? No, he's King Pudding.

I live for this shit

[killful]

That doesn't explain anything!
Look at the lil guy. He's got a face. That just makes me feel bad!

[4leafring]

I just explained it though! He's right there.

Wait.

You don't eat him!!! You eat the pudding!!!

[killful]

Huh?? If he's not pudding then what is he?!

[4leafring]

He's King before he's Pudding! You can't just eat the king...

Can you?

[killful]

I kind of eat tyrants for a living.

[4leafring]

Why don't we just go get some pudding and leave the king alone?
I'm pretty sure he's a good guy..

[killful]

Why are we gonna look for more pudding when it's right in front of us?
Don't tell me you're in love with the Pudding King!

[4leafring]

That's just a drawing. He's not REALLY there....
And I'm not in love!! I'm just a fan that wants him to live!!
What if you eat him and puddings stop existing? Or...something...

[ Now he's just confused. All he wants is some pudding! ]