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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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[superbia]

NAME Dante AGE "40"; in reality, his brain operates on the same level as a 19-year-old. 20, if one were being generous. LOOKING FOR Anyone to keep him out of my hair for the Sanguis moons each month. Our first one did not end pleasantly. He's brash and loud, but, as he likes to argue with me over, "the fun one". To be honest, I think he would be interested in any willing, warm body. OFFERING I will do whatever I need to for the assurance that he will be too woefully preoccupied to get anywhere near me. I suppose Dante also has his merits. Maybe he can offer you a slice of pizza or a cold alcoholic something.

[menphina]

[ What in the world. ]

It's sad that I can't entirely disagree with this... but he's not so bad once you get to know him?

[superbia]

Questionable.

[menphina]

Why'd you say that?

[hasitsthorns]

Honestly, I was sold at 'pizza.'
Sign me up, I wanna' kick it with this dude.

[superbia]

If you were sold at so minuscule a price, you two would be perfect for each other.

[hasitsthorns]

so like I'm pretty sure that's meant to be an insult but
eh
pizza is awesome, what can I say?

[gwenhwyfar]

you need this more than he does

not here

[cadeuces]

( GWEN YOU DON'T JUST SAY THESE THINGS......... but u ain't wrong )

[gwenhwyfar]

[ HE ASKED FOR IT. ]

[superbia]

Incorrect on any and all levels.

[gwenhwyfar]

[ LOOK!! ]

really

when are you not stiff
not in the good way

[superbia]

Some people respect a mastery of reservation. Though I'm sure they wouldn't complain about my stiffness otherwise.

[ :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ]

[gwenhwyfar]

[ He ain't wrong but now Gwen sees this is as a competition because screw you. ]

are you certain about that
or could it be jealousy that your brother is more fortunate than you are with companionship

[cadeuces]

My, are you both 40?
I would be more than happy to help occupy his time, though. ♥
And yours, if you ever find yourself in need of some company.
Maybe you should have a post as well— Dante is certainly fun, but you're wonderfully intelligent conversation, which is fun in its own right.

( Angela stop speaking to them both this isn't Vergil's ad!! )

[superbia]

We're twins, though I am the eldest. [TWELVE SECONDS IS TWELVE SECONDS]
He seems taken with you. [he seems taken with about anyone who shows interest in him] And you did help him. I could trust him in your hands. [just gonna completely ignore the nice thing angela just said to him and the offer of companionship. yep.]

[cadeuces]

( Yeah I bet that's what people say about snick refractory periods too when one lags behind the other. )

I had figured, on both parts.

( He definitely seems like the elder brother, more responsible and more exasperated as u do. )

And I should hope so!
I've called him handsome and everything.
He was quite charming when we'd met even before you tossed him at my door.
I promise I will do my utmost to take care of him, if he happens to be placed in my hands once more. ♥

Are you turning me down, Vergil? 🤧
After we held hands and everything?

( It's a tease, not that it comes across easily in text even with a dumb nose-blowing emoji. )

[superbia]

[look the point is that he has two of them to use NOT EVERYTHING CAN BE PERFECT]

You could literally punch Dante and he would take it as flirting. You've exceeded any and all standards he has.

[it's incredibly sad, like even vergil is more worried than he is amused. aLSO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FACE?????????]

This isn't about me.

[notblayde]

i still find it hard to believe you're both 40

[superbia]

what would you find harder to believe: that we are in our 40s or that we could very well live to be a few millennia old?

[notblayde]

at this point? the 40s thing

[superbia]

Such a one-track mind.

[vanum]

gee
thanks

[superbia]

(Seen)

[freshtilapia]

The "fun one", huh?