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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
<center> <table style="width:630px;"><tr> <td align="center" style="vertical-align:top; width:250px;"><img style="width:250px; border-radius: 25px;" src="https://i.imgur.com/1u1Emwb.jpg"></td> <td align="center" style="width:400px;"><div style="padding: 10px; font-family: courier new; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; border: 1px solid #666666;"><b>NAME</b> Reyvenne <b>AGE</b> 53 <b>LOOKING FOR</b> I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. <b>OFFERING</b> What. You don't think I'm hot?</td></tr></table>

Comments

[badluckblues]

🤔 your example looks awfully familiar

[schmisse]

Does it? I have no idea what you're talking about.

[ hey qrow guess who hates your sister ]

[badluckblues]

[ is the answer 'literally everyone' because that's fair ]

i think you have a typo btw, i'm sure you meant to write 35

[ sure qrow. sure ]

[schmisse]

This is just a way to make me think that you're younger, isn't it? There's no way the two of you are younger than 35.

[ Qrow you look so old ]

[badluckblues]

[ GASP you watch your mouth young lady ]

uh rude

35 is way closer than 53. what would you know, you're practically a fetus

[schmisse]

Well, what does it matter? It's not your age listed there, but your sister's.

[ THE TRUTH COMES OUT ]

[badluckblues]

first off, and let's make this perfectly clear, if she ever finds out about this i am doing nothing to save you

secondly. 53 minus what, fifteen minutes i guess, is so much better thanks

[schmisse]

I don't really care.

So you're nearing forty. That's good to know.

[badluckblues]

what

damn it

[ oh yeah basic math is a thing that exists ]