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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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Comments

[nodus]

You can definitely blame me.

But I'm sure that won't happen.

[callmeven]

He can't hide from the truth.

[callmeven]

Maybe they should have.

Maybe whoever posted this feels sorry that they didn't ask you first.

[darkcharge]

Death puts an end to everything.

[darkcharge]

Yeah they really should have.

[darkcharge]

Your source should have gotten out of the bed.

[princessascended]

And you wonder why people worry about you.

[That's the reddest of red flags there Vani.]

[darkcharge]

No one worried before. Not when I first showed up. Not when Ventus shattered us. Not even when I appeared again after having to put myself back together.

So glad I've got your attention now!

[spah]

Really

[notblayde]

i would be a terrible hacker if i couldnt take down a shit personals ad mate

[givenofox]

That sounds like a challenge.

[erranthero]

And you don't want to be. Speaking from unfortunate experience.

[spah]

Like you said, it's not shit, but

I'd be grateful

[SORRY ANGELA]

[darkcharge]

Are you trying to say something here, Sora?

[keythatconnects]

I'm saying that sometimes looking at a monster and telling them that they deserve friendship, loyalty, and love leads to good things.

And I'd totally cuddle a Flood or a Hareraiser if you let me.

I'd cuddle you too.

[vanum]

i can't wait

oh yeah? speak to anyone named vergil?
that would be my brother
i'm dante by the way

[madannoshashu]

Now, Sora.

I know you've got some Issues, not being a real 'Master' and all, but don't you think it's impolite to interrupt adults when they're talking?

I mean if you're that desperate for attention, you could have just said so.

[keythatconnects]

I think "interrupting" would be if I replied to all of the people responding to you to tell them all that you're one of the biggest creeps in all the worlds.

And funny that you think the whole 'Master' thing would somehow hurt me when only one of us ever used the x-blade. But, hey, thanks for reminding me that the only reason I didn't pass my test is because you and your boss tried to hijack my heart and force me to become one of him. It's a good day to remember that, I'm right about you being one of the biggest creeps I know.

[princessascended]

[She can't figure out a way to say "you were trying to murder us, how were we supposed to approach you" without sounding either flippant or accusatory, which is really only going to make this worse.

So she really doesn't have much of anything to say.]

[serpentillusion]

[Is it for fun? Absolutely. ]

You sound like an intriguing person. I'd like to know more.

[madannoshashu]

Nah, kid. I called you a dud a long time ago for a reason, and it's not just because of us that you didn't make the cut.

And you can yell about me being a creep until you're blue in the face, but as I recall, there's plenty of dirty laundry on your own end that could be aired for everybody to see.

If you wanna get into that kind of tit for tat, that's all well and good. But if you've got your pants in that much of a twist just because I'm going about my business and leaving you and you friends alone, well, maybe the problem here isn't actually me.

[keythatconnects]

What are you even talking about? Are you going senile in your old age?

[darkcharge]

Well I always knew something was wrong with you, little brother.

[takingchances]

I don't think I got the names for a few people. Was he the one complaining about book titles?

[princessascended]

Sora, please. Stop.