Aww, come on. You know I wouldn't do that to my clients.

[The thing about killing an emperor thing isn't even true, but he'd be damned if it didn't get Percival to pick up, so.

Nyehhh!]

I'm just calling to make a sales pitch. I know no one likes a telemarketer, but you'll give me your time, right? It'll only take five minutes. Five minutes and I'll be out of your hair forever! I really hope that won't be the case, though. I'm not trying to pressure you. I'm just being real!