[TEXT; UN: anonymous]

[immature]

hey gang
lets say you dont know what your purpose here is
you dont have many friends
your family isnt here
no one wants to moonlace with you
you dont know where youre supposed to be
how are you guys coping

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[immature]

what you mean like work out?

[nipzips]

yeah man who doesn't like big muscles

if you become jacked as fuck they're gonna be lining up

[immature]

[..........................]

i just laughed real hard
im not sure i wanna become "jacked as fuck"
but maybe some exercise is a good place to start
at least thats what mom would say

[nipzips]

[ wow don't laugh at his REAL MAN ADVICE

-- nah it's okay he's glad he could make an anon smile. ]

yeah man listening to your mom is probably also your best bet [ local thug says: it's kewl to listen to your mother ]

maybe do something unique with your look too so you stand out more -- not that i know what you look like

[immature]

oh thats a good idea too
right now i look pretty average i guess
nothing makes me stand out!

[he was working on that back at home, as well]

[nipzips]

yeah you gotta give yourself a trademark maybe

mine's definitely my hair [ though he's mostly known for beating up anyone who insults it. ]

[immature]

a cool hairstyle?
whats it look like?

1/2

[nipzips]

hold on i'm fresh outta the shower so i gotta do it up

video!

[nipzips]

[ 50 minutes later ... ]

What d'ya think? Pretty great, right? [ he strikes a confident and slightly flamboyant pose, gesturing at his hairdo. like this. why?? who knows why jojos do anything ]

[immature]

[no video for Osomatsu. that would defeat the whole point of this anonymous thing.

he's almost forgotten about this thread by the time the other guy comes back and... oh. oh, what is he wearing, and what is that hair?

it's either the stupidest thing Osomatsu's ever seen, or the coolest. he's not entirely sure yet]

that definitely makes you stand out!
what do people think?

[nipzips]

[ if u insult his hair he will break the phone osomatsu u_u ]

my best buds like it, and so do the girls at my highschool

sometimes there are punks who give me shit about it, but well ... usually they stop [ Oops. ]

[immature]

[HE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING... yet]

really
the girls like it

[Osomatsu imagines himself looking like a JoJo this guy, with his big hair]

hmmm
ill leave that style to you

wow i forgot we were in video now just pretend josuke changed it back to text

[nipzips]

well yeah you should probably try to find something that works for you

it'd be hard for me to give you advice since i don't know who you are though

[immature]

hm thats true
but now that i know what you look like i can at least say hi
maybe ask you for tips on being cool

[nipzips]

[ thanks for thinking he's cool because no one on lunatia does ]

you think i'm pretty cool?

i mean, yeah of course man, i'll help however i can


i feel like most of it boils down to being confident and not weird though

[immature]

[they have something in common]

being confident and not weird
i agree
back home i guess people thought i was really weird
but im not home now
maybe things can be different
fresh start and all that

[nipzips]

yeah you can't be too needy or desperate 'cause that chases people away

but if you're too shy to do anything, then nothing will happen

my best friend back home's always crying about wanting a gf but when it comes down to it he's too much of a pussy to actually ask anyone out. in the end he gets no dates

[immature]

oh your poor friend
that sounds pretty bad

[nipzips]

ehhh, he'll live.

he's got a scary face and is kinda rowdy but he's a great guy otherwise. i'm sure if he mans up one day he could find a nice girl easily.

[immature]

thats good
thanks for helping me out anyway
everyones been giving me a lot of good advice and i feel better

[nipzips]

yeah people are pretty nice here, from what i've seen

you scored any dates though?

[immature]

haha not yet
well i am meeting someone later to hang out at least

[nipzips]

oh that's pretty sweet.

the whole dating thing's a little overrated anyway. sometimes, hanging out with someone cool can be way more enjoyable.

[immature]

you score any dates here yet?

[nipzips]

[ wow don't turn this back on HIM ]

huh??? dude, we aren't talking about me ...