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[dvine]

[Kise has been debating whether to post this or no entire morning but then went 'fuck it', he has nothing better to do anyway.]

Soooooooo

What do you guys DO around here?

I've been here for some time, maybe two months, and honestly I'm getting bored out of my mind so easily. The chunk of time that was supposed to be "high school attendance" is empty and I have nothing to fill it in with.

[He can't keep asking the guys to play basketball with him, they have their things to do.]

And don't tell me to go to school! That's worse than being bored

[Logic: 100]

So far I've played basketball, like, at any given moment. But you can go so far without an opponent. I've sculpted some glass which was terrifying, took selfies, went window shopping, ate crepes, played every game there is.
I even started following the horoscope and hunting down lucky items and honestly, I'm scared I'm turning into Midorimacchi!! HELPPPP!

Any suggestion will do! I'm up to trying anything, at least once!

Oh! I'm Kise by the way! Kise Ryouta, nice to meet you!

Comments

[dvine]

Ohh nice kimono

you're still dodging my question! Don't try to distract me!

[Even though it's easy because a person that wears kimono is kinda rare to see. Pretty cool.]

Are you selling kimonos? Or making them? Or are you a tattoo artist? Cuz tattoo is pretty cool too

[killful]

...
kid
when I'm through with you
I'm gonna make sure you never call it that

[But Kise called him cool!]

but thanks lol
I like my tattoos too
no I'm not an artist lol
I'm...
........
...........a hero of justice!

[dvine]

........
.....
Then what is it?

[Because it sure looks like kimono. Yukata maybe?]

A hero of justice...

You still sound sketchy, but alright.

[He can't gauge anything over the device so...]

[killful]

it's just a robe dude

[Shh, don't think about it. Focus, Kise. He's making a sales pitch here.]

Yeah ok so
Have you ever wanted to be good at something so badly
Like basketball! You wanna be good at that?

[dvine]

[He's so confused right now...]

...
I am good at basketball.
Extremely good.
My school is in the top 4 in Japan

[And he's been regarded as genius player that can play any style he sees.]

[killful]

ohhh!
cool cool cool
Do u wanna
get even better tho

[dvine]

Well YEAH
but if you're about to sell me some magical drink that will enhance my muscles
I'm not falling for it
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, but I'm not falling for scams

[...so he says.]

[killful]

no no no no
I'm not here to sell you steroids lol
I'm selling you pure hard work
That's how I got these muscles!
I can move really fast too!
So fast that I can make it look like there's ten of me!!!

[dvine]

Ten of you...

[He was about to ask if he's a bit overdoing it, but then this place has this weird Moonblessing thing so it shouldn't be THAT impossible.]

So you're offering workout sessions?
Why didn't you say so!
It felt like I was pulling words out of you with a crane!

[killful]

LOL
That's what I've been saying from the start!
So are u up for it?
I'm serious about the free session!

[ They really are brutal martial arts classes. Say no now or forever hold your piece. ]

[dvine]

I can back out if I don't like it, right?

[Please don't kill him, he has so much shit yet to do.]

You still sound shady and I want to be sure

[killful]

lol yeah I really do sound shady don't I

[ STILL not doing himself any favors, this guy ]

yeah don't sweat it!
Let's meet at [ insert park here because i definitely know what all the game locations are ]
just name a time and day and I'll see you there!

[dvine]

Alright that's close enough!
I'll send you a message.
It looks like it's going to be nice weather over the weekend so it should be great!

[killful]

Okay
My name's Shin by the way
I'll make sure you don't regret this!
My style is the best! 😄 [ he said, fully aware of Kise's cluelessness. ]