un: joyd ( voice ) forward dated to after the event!

[teased]

[ So, after all that nonsense of becoming a ghost, Tyki finally -- finally -- sat down and got a proper understanding of his device. After a little fiddling he's at least confident enough that he won't somehow manage to make somewhat of a fool of himself, because the subject of the matter is already Top Tier Clownery™.

The screen flashes with a few images of this woman, mainly of her either sleeping or making tea. There's literally no in between. ]

Right. So I'm giving away my roommate. [ His voice is charming enough, accompanied by a drawl, despite being so blunt and to the point. ] She's something like a cat, I guess... all she ever does is sleep and wake up to eat as many sweets as she physically can before taking another nap. She's also prone to stealing you clothing, if you're into that.

[ There's a short pause, as if he's mentally going down a list of pros and cons. ]

Nothing really good to say other than she's cute with her mouth shut. So yeah, place your bets -- unless you wanna try giving me advice on how to raise a pet.

Comments

[skyfaring]

I mean.. did she hear what you said because if so.. ( then that is a problem in its own right but how is djeeta to know that tyki fucked himself up when making this post.. )

It's care management, she'll do more actively because the young cat will be around? Don't you know anything! ( stop bro.. she already got an owl who just be shitting everywhere. but she hears her nickname and closes her eyes... well.. she guesses. )

So about the cat.

1/2

[teased]

[ Give him like twenty minutes because he sure did fuck up. ]

[teased]

Forget the cat. [ He's annoyed, there's probably more to mention but the first thing he's going to bring up is the obvious: ] The whole cheek cupping thing didn't work. The first thing she did was bite me like a rabid animal -- you should consider getting your friend checked.

And no one who acts like a spoiled brat should have an animal! I at least know that much!

[skyfaring]

I told you.. if you had got the cat she would see that the cat should be the only one biting!

( well, does tyki not realize his approach may have been bad? what did he say when he did it? now those are the questions that need to be answered. she sighs, crossing her arms in thought. ) She's not spoiled .. or do you spoil her? This is important.

( a pause and aha! it comes to her. )

Tell her she's the best! And that you'll do anything she says with the minimum of three times. They always say third time is the charm!!

[teased]

How was I supposed to know if she wanted a pet!? This is the first time I've even heard that she'd maybe want one -- [ Wait a minute. Why is he taking advice from a person who is clearly talking out of their ass? ] She's spoiled. Are we thinking of two separate people?

[ Or maybe Foe is more well-behaved around people she's not (bullet goes through my brain before I can finish this tag). ]

She'll ask me to drop dead. Just watch.

[skyfaring]

I've known her for awhile so trust me, you're talking about Formidable, right? With the really big chest? She's more nice if you give her sweets.. she wouldn't talk to me when I said something mean so I had to get her crystal candy.

( maybe that's what he needs to do, her brain be singleminded over something sweet... maybe.. they're onto something. )

Not if she's eating something.. I'm thinking a cherry pie, she might like it. Get her a sweet she's never seen and she'll marvel over it than wanting you to drop.

[teased]

I'm not going to describe her like that. [ Because she'd kill him -- or at least attempt to. And the last thing he needs is fuel for her to get even more irritable. ] She has light colored hair, dresses like a Victorian, she looks more like a doll than anything else.

[ A quick pause. ]

That reminds me, did she ever say anything about what she was?