un: joyd ( voice ) forward dated to after the event!

[teased]

[ So, after all that nonsense of becoming a ghost, Tyki finally -- finally -- sat down and got a proper understanding of his device. After a little fiddling he's at least confident enough that he won't somehow manage to make somewhat of a fool of himself, because the subject of the matter is already Top Tier Clownery™.

The screen flashes with a few images of this woman, mainly of her either sleeping or making tea. There's literally no in between. ]

Right. So I'm giving away my roommate. [ His voice is charming enough, accompanied by a drawl, despite being so blunt and to the point. ] She's something like a cat, I guess... all she ever does is sleep and wake up to eat as many sweets as she physically can before taking another nap. She's also prone to stealing you clothing, if you're into that.

[ There's a short pause, as if he's mentally going down a list of pros and cons. ]

Nothing really good to say other than she's cute with her mouth shut. So yeah, place your bets -- unless you wanna try giving me advice on how to raise a pet.

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action???

[launch]

[ listens to it... gets up...................

........ begins to chuck his things out of the window. ]

voice — un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

[ but like... she's hot tho?? ]

Yer supposed'a give 'em treats to reward good behavior.

[teased]

[ (jenna marbles voice) HELLOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOoo????????? ]

What are you doing!?

[ He rushes over to the window, leaning over in some poor attempt to catch a few of his belongings. ] Hey! You literally just wore that yesterday -- What are you so mad about!?

Video - UN: hopefulfuture

[despairing_hope]

I'm not sure how to feel about this....

[Treating a person like an animal.]

Calling her a pet seems a bit....

[launch]

Hmph!

[ 'what are you so mad about' her ass? when he rushes over to catch his things, she walks away, dropping them all on the floor -- and grabs a shirt left on the couch, instead.

... and then begins to chew on it, tugging and yanking with her teeth until the material rips.

.... ..... .. he wanted a cat? so that's what he's gonna get??? an annoying cat who eats everything!! ]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Oh, I've always wanted a pet!

But I haven't really gotten into pet play yet so I'd want to figure that out first.

[Video] un: ladyofthewind

[sheisthewind]

You should really work on your promotion skills.

[teased]

[ This comes a couple minutes later, because she's quite literally eating his shirts. ]

What if there's no good behavior?

perma voice

[teased]

[ A few minutes later: ]

She started chewing through my shirts. What would you call her?

[teased]

Then you definitely can't have her.

perma voice

[teased]

My skills aren't the problem, if we're being honest, it's that she's a person who struggles with... simple tasks. Very simple tasks.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Yikes! I'm sorry!

I have no idea what I was thinking! [ (Read, she probably wasn't thinking) ]

Um, forget I said anything?

[ A moment passes ]

But why would she steal your clothes though?

[teased]

[ He should have been more mature about it, maybe, but that means Tyki would have thought things through a little longer. Admittedly he's become a more critical thinker since he's been left with nothing but his Noah half, but that didn't mean he suddenly became a better person out of it -- so now he's here.

Watching her gnaw into his shirt. ]

Hello!?

[ In the middle of picking his belongings off the ground, Tyki hastily goes to her and begins tugging his shirt back. ]

Bad girl! Stop! Stoooooop! This shirt was expensive! At least eat something I found in the trash!

[sheisthewind]

My point still stands. Do you expect to get many takers when you point out all the downsides of living with her?

[pushpin]

Then maybe you ain't the right owner.

[despairing_hope]

...

[It was a bit hard to deny that if she was acting in such a way.]

Perhaps a squirt bottle will help?

[teased]

You probably weren't thinking.

[ He'll just... go ahead and say it out loud, I guess!! ]

I'll try. [ A quick pause. ] I can't read her mind. I'm assuming it's because she's too lazy to buy her own, but waking up to her crawled in my shirts isn't exactly cute.

[teased]

She's got a cute face and people are shallow, so yeah.

[teased]

Are you gonna offer to take her, then?

[teased]

Are you telling me to get her wet? That doesn't sound exactly pet friendly.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

[ Konoka will just... take that insult 'cause she deserves it, but the other thing... ]

Yikes. Someone who doesn't fit in your shirts could cause damage!

[ Konoka can't see too much of the person in question, or at least can't compare her to this man, but she was hazarding a guess on what kind of damage could be done to borrowing other peoples' clothes without asking. ]

[despairing_hope]

Well, you spray a cat when it's misbehaving. It might work on her as well?

[launch]

[ she clenches her teeth down onto the shirt, so his tugging ends up just... tearing it more. if he wants a shirt with a big rip across it, he can have it, though... so she lets go suddenly, on a particularly rough tug, hoping he'll stumble back.

maybe even fall. bitch. ]

Meow? [ she tilts her head, feigning innocence. ] Meow?

[ and points to another shirt... namely, the one on him. is that good enough to eat??? ]

video, un: singularity

[skyfaring]

How is our fair lady doing? I was curious to know if she had been settling in nicely.

( where is SHE! where is SHE! where is SHE! )

Let her know I found the cutest get up, she's gotta be nice and comfy when she takes her naps.

[teased]

The damage is the fact that I know she's not going to be giving them back.

[ At least that's what he assumes. Because she'll start spouting how he'd never wash it or something gross... ]