un: joyd ( voice ) forward dated to after the event!

[teased]

[ So, after all that nonsense of becoming a ghost, Tyki finally -- finally -- sat down and got a proper understanding of his device. After a little fiddling he's at least confident enough that he won't somehow manage to make somewhat of a fool of himself, because the subject of the matter is already Top Tier Clownery™.

The screen flashes with a few images of this woman, mainly of her either sleeping or making tea. There's literally no in between. ]

Right. So I'm giving away my roommate. [ His voice is charming enough, accompanied by a drawl, despite being so blunt and to the point. ] She's something like a cat, I guess... all she ever does is sleep and wake up to eat as many sweets as she physically can before taking another nap. She's also prone to stealing you clothing, if you're into that.

[ There's a short pause, as if he's mentally going down a list of pros and cons. ]

Nothing really good to say other than she's cute with her mouth shut. So yeah, place your bets -- unless you wanna try giving me advice on how to raise a pet.

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[despairing_hope]

...

[It was a bit hard to deny that if she was acting in such a way.]

Perhaps a squirt bottle will help?

[teased]

Are you telling me to get her wet? That doesn't sound exactly pet friendly.

[despairing_hope]

Well, you spray a cat when it's misbehaving. It might work on her as well?

[teased]

Have you sprayed a person before?

[despairing_hope]

No, but I've also never been around someone acting like an animal.

At least, not to that extent.

[He had definitely Italy had the urge to spray people before though.]

Have you tried to be firm?

[teased]

I'm glad that you agree that she's an animal now.

[ ugh... someone with common sense ]

Hm... I guess I have been pretty lenient. I've only ever lived with my niece, so I basically got used to letting a girl do as she pleases before it blowing up.

[despairing_hope]

That isn't good at all! You have to say something when someone is misbehaving. Otherwise, how will they know they are doing something wrong?

[teased]

I think it should be common sense that you don't take something that doesn't belong to you?

[ He pauses. ]

If you tell me differently I'm going to begin believing that everything in this world is backwards.

[despairing_hope]

It's only common because people learn that from their parents and society. Perhaps she was raised in the wild and can'thelp but act like an untrained dog?

[teased]

[ ... ]

That kind of sounds like an insult -- you might wanna be careful before she ends up taking a bite out of you next.

[despairing_hope]

Ah! That wasn't my intention.

[teased]

I mean whether or not it was I'd watch my back.

She's a petty little thing and you sound like the kind of person she could easily snap in half.

[despairing_hope]

Ah... I'll definitely look out, I don't want any trouble, really.

[teased]

But if you want I can give you a hint on how to control her.

She's actually pretty easy to persuade.

[despairing_hope]

I don’t need to control her, and isn’t that something you should be careful of sharing?

[teased]

Are you just admitting that you're the wrong person to give valuable information to?

Thanks for letting me know.

[despairing_hope]

I think I'm pretty good with valuable information, but, I'm also a stranger and don't really know either of you. If I were someone who had to live with you I think it would be different.

[teased]

Think of it more as survival advise in case she ever goes rabid.

[despairing_hope]

I’m not that worried... I mean.... f I’m meant to suffer I guess that’s ok.

[teased]

[ ?????????? ]

What do you mean it's okay? Why suffer when you can avoid it?

[despairing_hope]

Well, I suppose if I’m unlucky that means no one else will be at that moment. And if it’s bad enough something good will happen later. I would probably deserve it.