un: joyd ( voice ) forward dated to after the event!

[teased]

[ So, after all that nonsense of becoming a ghost, Tyki finally -- finally -- sat down and got a proper understanding of his device. After a little fiddling he's at least confident enough that he won't somehow manage to make somewhat of a fool of himself, because the subject of the matter is already Top Tier Clownery™.

The screen flashes with a few images of this woman, mainly of her either sleeping or making tea. There's literally no in between. ]

Right. So I'm giving away my roommate. [ His voice is charming enough, accompanied by a drawl, despite being so blunt and to the point. ] She's something like a cat, I guess... all she ever does is sleep and wake up to eat as many sweets as she physically can before taking another nap. She's also prone to stealing you clothing, if you're into that.

[ There's a short pause, as if he's mentally going down a list of pros and cons. ]

Nothing really good to say other than she's cute with her mouth shut. So yeah, place your bets -- unless you wanna try giving me advice on how to raise a pet.

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[teased]

She was sleeping when I made this.

Like, in the middle of one of her eight hour naps. [ Also that would mean Tyki's not somewhat childish... because, despite his charm, he's not above doing something petty once he's fed up. ] Plus I know she'd actually listen to me if I put her on the spot.

[necroyalty]

You couldn't wait until she woke up? Or left a note?

[teased]

[ Does she want him to say "look I'm stupid" because that's the best excuse he can make up right on the spot... ]

... Maybe. [ This is on the same level as leaving the Earl with Wisely of all people. ] But it's not like I can take it all back. I've apologized so you can at least breath a sigh of relief that she went ahead and forgave me.

The only drawback is how much cake is gonna be in this place...

[necroyalty]

Oh dear. However shall you cope with such a fate?

[ Yeah she may be having just a little bit of fun with this. ]

[teased]

This is serious! I doubt she'll even clean up after herself, since she wants to act so much like a princess.

[ STOP laughing at him and help him his cat is lazy. ]

[necroyalty]

Once again, you could simply tell her it's best if you lived apart.

Except perhaps with a touch more maturity.

[teased]

She's staying. [ It's said stubbornly. ]

At least she's making sure she's staying and I'm not going to kick her out, [ -- an excuse. ] so we'll just talk it over. Cross your fingers you'll never have to hear any more nightmares from either of us.

Or don't. Maybe you'd enjoy that kind of drama after awhile.