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Naofumi Iwatani ([personal profile] resenting) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-11-02 12:10 am

Video; A brief commercial interlude

[ In front of an unassuming store, Naofumi and Raphtalia stand next to each other awkwardly. They're dressed to the nines in costume formalwear, glitter and sequins blinding in the poor lighting. ]


I'll never make it to the ball if I can't cure my sanguis bloodlust!!"


[ In a flat, almost put upon tone: ]


Here, try this.


[ Raphtalia drinks the potion. One might almost believe her fake smile ]


I feel great! Just like an ordinary Prismal! Thank you, Mas-- Doctor Naofumi!


[ She twirls around, feigning complete recovery. ]


[ In a very bad monotone: ]



Heavenly Fowl Apothecary, for all of your potion needs.


No refunds, though.



[ With that, the video cuts out… but the sound stays on. ]


You could at least try to sound convincing!


Yeah yeah, the important thing is just that they hear the name.


"No refunds"? You don't have to let them know upfront that you're a cheapskate.


That was the most important part. Everything works, so if anyone wants a refund they're just trying to pull something anyway.

Wait- shit! How long as this thing been on!?



[ The feed abruptly cuts out completely ]
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[personal profile] bought 2019-11-05 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Master Naofumi has the best healing potions you could ever ask for!
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[personal profile] wearingguess 2019-11-11 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
But I feel as though I am on the spot if I have to name what I want before I can get it... What if there is a potion that would be perfect for me, but I don't even realize it?
Is there a menu I could browse, perhaps?
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[personal profile] bought 2019-11-17 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
It'll take some convincing to have him make one up, but I'll work on him.