⏪ text | un: fantasma | DEAR ABBA part the second

[teaserving]

hey
so it looks like you guys are asking a million crazy questions again

well guess what here i come the foundation of wisdom leone abbacchio
ask your questions anonymously or whatever
i'll answer
since all of you are desperately asking for advice all the time!

ps: did you know your moonblessing can swap
just found out
fucking nuts

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[teaserving]

oh my god you seriously dont have a friend to ask?!

anon unless otherwise specified later

[necroyalty]

I'm not the one for more meaningful connections, or at least, I don't believe I am at the moment.

So, for casual affairs: How and when, if at all, should I break it to them that I'm properly, medically dead? Assuming they don't know already.

Also: should I try not to embarrass everyone here under a certain age, or should I just embrace it?

[coralroot]

MY ROOMMATE DOESN'T EAT ALSO I JUST GOT HERE

NONE OF MY FRIENDS FROM MY OWN WORLD ARE HERE

I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYTHING IN THIS APARTMENT WORKS

I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS YOU GO TO THE STREETS IN MY WORLD THERE'S FUCKING RICKSHAWS

[hagrides]

I am uncertain.

He is trying to sabotage the Ritual. That which passes the heart of the god from me to my child.

[teaserving]

ok
can you tell me a bit more about this and what it entails? this sounds pretty damned serious

[hagrides]

It is. It is the most serious that anything could be.

We are summoned to a land. The one who summoned us is the partner for this Ritual - they assist my child in absorbing the flames of this dead land, so that they may grow. We battle, and the flames of battle feed my child further.

At the end of the Ritual, I die, but my child absorbs all of my power. The heart of the god I carry passes to my child, so that the god may be sustained.

[teaserving]

that depends
in my opinion you don't really owe them that knowledge unless you're gonna get serious with someone
so if it's casual, don't bother? it's your business.
do you feel like you owe them an explanation?

no absolutely embarrass people when you get the chance please

[teaserving]

you'd be surprised at what gets people worked up
"oh no i might like dick after all" panic is there and real

[teaserving]

then i'll look forward to it
good luck ok?

[it's such a sweet gift that he almost doesn't know how to handle it but he will be enjoying that tea!!]

[teaserving]

they don't want you to die
is that it?

[teaserving]

i call them out but i still help them
if anything, i want to help my friends more than anyone else
doesn't mean i wont give them shit tho

[teaserving]

i have never celebrated thanksgiving so i don't know??
what do americans like
a pie??
fuck
i guess make a salad that's low effort

[teaserving]

FUCK OK HANG ON

[it is a rarity BUT Abbacchio turns on the video for this. He's in his own kitchen and he points to the stove.]

Okay, so here we go. Pay attention.

So you got four burners here. You can't just leave them on all day that's dangerous. But really all you gotta do is pick a burner, push in the knob, and turn it on.

Depending on what you're making you'll have to adjust it, but most things work okay if you put it on "medium".

[And so! He turns on his stove as an example, then puts his kettle on the burner.]

There. Like that.

Please tell me you know how to cook.

[torsion]

Eh, just think of it like a potluck.
Doesn't really have to be AMERICAN although maybe I should just bring beer and call it a day...
Anything can be a salad so that's asking for trouble with me.
Beer it is, thank you.

[teaserving]

thanks
i dont know much about thanksgiving
there's a turkey and that's about all i know

yeah beer's a good choice
hope it goes well

[necroyalty]

I find that the Iris moon makes me a touch more overbearing whenever it's in the sky, so. This should be interesting.

Most people have very strong objections to bedding a literal corpse.

[torsion]

Some bullshit; historical lies used to foster togetherness and family.
Gosh, don't you want to be my +1?
Because you could be it.
:)

[hagrides]

Yes.

They are a dear and precious friend to me. How lucky I am, to have someone that makes leaving so difficult.

[moonlightalter]

Well alright.
Does the whole 'moon' stuff make everyone here furries?

text; un: ladybug

[spotthedifference]

Thanks for doing this.

What's the longest amount of time any of the mooblessed spent here before returning home? Ballpark if you're not entirely sure.

[teaserving]

fuck this is an advice column not a stats journal

god i don't know, ask around?

[teaserving]

absolutely

[teaserving]

i cant say that i blame them grimm
you're really nice and kind
and i'm really always flattered that you consider me a friend when i don't really know that i've earned it
it sounds like you've made up your mind and they're just gonna have to respect that

i know one day some important people to me are gonna die and there's probably nothing i can do about that
i wish i could
but sometimes we need to make peace with that

[teaserving]

HMM don't know about that one
maybe if you want me to crash the party anyway

[teaserving]

yeah and sanguis makes me super pissy so i get it

sure but that's also a big kink for a lot of people
anyway
you're not the only dead person here
and if you don't feel like sharing then don't bother