⏪ text | un: fantasma | DEAR ABBA part the second

[teaserving]

hey
so it looks like you guys are asking a million crazy questions again

well guess what here i come the foundation of wisdom leone abbacchio
ask your questions anonymously or whatever
i'll answer
since all of you are desperately asking for advice all the time!

ps: did you know your moonblessing can swap
just found out
fucking nuts

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text | un: ladyofthewind

[sheisthewind]

Swap? As in you were blessed by one moon and now you're blessed by another? Or did parts of your moonblessing change but its the same moon?

[teaserving]

the first one
i was cordis
then i'm pretty sure im sanguis now
i had horns and my hair got really wool-like

permanon

[doreimi]

[Hmmm. The last time Abbacchio did this, she didn't even bother trying to be subtle. But this time she's slightly more interested in the actual advice part, and also in saving him from the awkwardness of knowing it's her. Sooo...

All right. Texting in a way that sounds like someone else, that shouldn't be too hard. She's texted enough boys to figure out how boys text, probably.]

so uh
okay free advice that's cool
nice of you to do this for everybody, dude

i'm actually asking this for a friend but anyway
what's a good way to ask somebody to try new moonlacing shit with you
like how to lead into it
you can't just drop that bomb out of nowhere right
so what's a good way of getting that conversation off the ground at all

?

[teaserving]

[this totally reads like mista?! what the hell. SUSPICIOUS SQUINT.]

yeah ok

i guess it depends on what you had in mind
sex or not?

permaanon

[riptidequeen]

My question wasn't that crazy!

[teaserving]

i wouldn't know?! which question was yours

Permanon

[scarsnstripes]

[Moonblessings can swap???

Well, that's something to look out for.... But seeing this post has him wondering if this might be a possible help for a question he's been struggling with. It takes him a bit to figure out how to go anonymous, but when he does--]

This probably sounds silly to ask, and I apologize for asking such a question.

How do you know if what you feel for someone is love?

[teaserving]

nah
it's not that silly
love's complicated but also simple? it's weird to explain

but for me
it's when i feel calm around someone
that not everything feels loud or crazy
it's like being at home when you haven't had one in so long
you feel safe and warm

that can cover all kinds
romantic or familial
that can be a bit tough to discern but that's love all the same

text | Anon because lol

[moonlightalter]

Should you feel guilty if you sleep with another copy of yourself?

[teaserving]

oh god is this a "would you fuck an alternate version of yourself" situation
please say it is

anyway
no
why would you

anonymous;

[regelkonform]

I have a scenario:

Let’s say you live with someone that you’re intimate with on a fairly regular basis.
You are not in a relationship and there is an agreement without expectation of exclusivity.
Without a falling out or any issues, deep intimacy stops but general intimacy continues.

What would be your take away from that?

[teaserving]

the drama is so fucking powerful this time
amazing

ok so let's try to get some clarifications here
general intimacy: sex?
deep intimacy: how do you define this?
also: how does it make you feel and what are you hoping to achieve?

[Anon Text]

[specialist_snowflake]

I have two questions that are tangentially related.

1. Should you discover that someone you love is vehemently against returning that level of intimacy, would you cut off all moonlacing activities and concentrate solely on a non-physical mutual friendship? If not, what alternative solution or solutions do you believe should be considered?

2. Given that our involuntary stay upon this planet is only temporary, is there any reason to pursue or expect romantic intimacy with anyone who is not from your place of origin?

[teaserving]

1. huh that's a tough one.
ok let's say theoretically that they do this
i'd probably ask what's allowed and what isn't
is handholding on or off the table etc
if it's physical contact they can't deal with then there's other stuff you can do
dating
maybe like holding the same ribbon together. not really holding hands but close to it.

2. i can actually answer this with personal experience
there's someone i'm seeing right now who's from the same planet as me, but from a different time period
we've never met until now
and we probably will never meet
but we're giving it a shot anyway.
i want to some happy memories
even if it's not forever

NOT ANON THIS TIME MOTHERFUCKER

[nonehorse]

A few questions!

1. How to remove lipstick from clothing? I'm starting to find it around my neckline a lot. Somehow it's more resilient than blood?

2. Would our resident Agony Aunt mind if I buy him some hair ornaments for Sanguis?

3. I'm thinking of selling a unique tea blend in my shop, but I need an expert opinion on what flavours I should mix together, what sort of plant to use as a base, so on and so forth. Any suggestions?

[teaserving]

1. rubbing alcohol. sorry not sorry about the lipstick

2. not at all. i think he might love it actually.

3. mate or rooibos, maybe with some vanilla?

un: grimm

[hagrides]

I am afraid today I have a slightly more serious query for you, my friend.

If someone believes that they have successfully hidden something from you, would you allow them to continue to believe that, or would you tell them that you knew?

Assume that your course of action would be the same whether or not you were aware of their intent.

[teaserving]

i guess it depends on what the secret is
but i would probably tell them i knew
unless it would hurt them

text; un: lostsong. bc anon is for suckers

[resound]

I don't get it
What is it about social media that makes people so willing to reveal all their secrets
And almost exclusively to strangers like you
Even posting anonymously
Seems to me like a lot of these questions are too specific not to figure it out
If you know them

[teaserving]

man i dont know
because i have definitely figured out most of my friends before when i did this shit last time
but this isn't really anything new
people are always looking advice especially anonymously

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

I'm pretty sure some people just like attention.
I don't know.
Advice on what to bring to a Thanksgiving dinner?
Even if I go lazy and don't cook, still means I've gotta figure it out.
And I hate it.

As for the rest, that's great.
Guess it's to keep us on our toes.

[teaserving]

i have never celebrated thanksgiving so i don't know??
what do americans like
a pie??
fuck
i guess make a salad that's low effort

[coralroot]

HOW DO I USE THE STOVE????????????

[teaserving]

oh my god you seriously dont have a friend to ask?!

anon unless otherwise specified later

[necroyalty]

I'm not the one for more meaningful connections, or at least, I don't believe I am at the moment.

So, for casual affairs: How and when, if at all, should I break it to them that I'm properly, medically dead? Assuming they don't know already.

Also: should I try not to embarrass everyone here under a certain age, or should I just embrace it?

[teaserving]

that depends
in my opinion you don't really owe them that knowledge unless you're gonna get serious with someone
so if it's casual, don't bother? it's your business.
do you feel like you owe them an explanation?

no absolutely embarrass people when you get the chance please

text; un: ladybug

[spotthedifference]

Thanks for doing this.

What's the longest amount of time any of the mooblessed spent here before returning home? Ballpark if you're not entirely sure.

[teaserving]

fuck this is an advice column not a stats journal

god i don't know, ask around?

not at all anon in the slightest, he's not even gonna try

[loungelizard]

What's the right way to organize an orgy?

[...that doesn't involve drugs, Ocelot.]

[teaserving]

oh hey
larry right?

i think it might go over better if people know what kind of person you are
your heart's obviously in the right place and i think you made your intentions pretty clear
but you're also new and people might find it kinda creepy
even though i have also totally asked for one night stands openly and publicly before
i dunno why that'd be any different really

anyway
let people know who you are besides The Orgy Guy
i think they'll warm up to the idea better probably

text | un: bungeegum

[nobodylikeshim]

you're doing cute things, again 😍 😘 🥰

advice, huh? hmmmmmm! how do you get someone to fight you to the death? 🤔 🤨

[teaserving]

nah but thanks

i guess ask someone "hey fight me to death"?
im assuming this isnt serious

late but this is needed

[flying_fish]

Any advice on how to handle a budding friendship with an actress/trickster/manipulative woman?

[He is going anon for REASONS.]