⏪ text | un: fantasma | DEAR ABBA part the second

[teaserving]

hey
so it looks like you guys are asking a million crazy questions again

well guess what here i come the foundation of wisdom leone abbacchio
ask your questions anonymously or whatever
i'll answer
since all of you are desperately asking for advice all the time!

ps: did you know your moonblessing can swap
just found out
fucking nuts

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[doreimi]

[Hmmm. The last time Abbacchio did this, she didn't even bother trying to be subtle. But this time she's slightly more interested in the actual advice part, and also in saving him from the awkwardness of knowing it's her. Sooo...

All right. Texting in a way that sounds like someone else, that shouldn't be too hard. She's texted enough boys to figure out how boys text, probably.]

so uh
okay free advice that's cool
nice of you to do this for everybody, dude

i'm actually asking this for a friend but anyway
what's a good way to ask somebody to try new moonlacing shit with you
like how to lead into it
you can't just drop that bomb out of nowhere right
so what's a good way of getting that conversation off the ground at all

?

[teaserving]

[this totally reads like mista?! what the hell. SUSPICIOUS SQUINT.]

yeah ok

i guess it depends on what you had in mind
sex or not?

[doreimi]

uh
sure
yes

wait i mean no
no dude slow down

i'm thinking more like an interest check
just in general

[teaserving]

i mean
what's your relationship with the person
what are they like
what is it you wanted to do with them
etc

because that really depends
me i just kind of say what i want to ask
especially if it's from someone i trust
because i trust them not to freak out or whatever

[doreimi]

well yeah but you're the kind of guy who puts animated dicks on his posts and throws em up where everyone can see

[She comes very, very close to deleting the word "dicks" but no, she is undercover, so dicks it is.]

we can't all be you

ok what if like
you don't know them very well but you want to find out what they're into
how do you bring that up
without sounding like a total idiot

[teaserving]

ok fair point

[god this sounds like mista!!]

ask them about the kind of people they've dated before?
what worked and what didn't
that might be a good way to start
or the kind of people they thought about dating

[doreimi]

wait can you just do that?
just ask somebody about the people they've dated before

that's not weird?

[teaserving]

why would it be
i mean if it's someone you already know
why wouldn't it be a plausible conversation topic

[doreimi]

isn't that gonna make them think you want to date them

[teaserving]

DO you wanna date this person

[doreimi]

well yeah but i don't want them to know that!!!

[teaserving]

then just be casual don't overthink it
if you worry about it so much you're gonna make it obvious

[doreimi]

ok so i could just be like

hey
you're really hot you've probably dated a lot of people right
so what were they like
and just wondering how far did you get with them

are you sure this is a good way to start

[teaserving]

god why are you like this

mista is this you

[doreimi]

what
no

who's mista

[teaserving]

fucking hell mista
who are you pining after
is it giorno please don't say it's giorno i'll disown you

[grilletto]

WHAT THE FUCK??
I DIDN’T EVEN ASK ANYTHING??

[teaserving]

sure you didnt

[grilletto]

DUDE I SWEAR
THAT IS NOT ME
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK I’M PINING FOR SOMEONE??
OR GIORNO??

[teaserving]

this entire conversation duh
we've been through this shit before mista

so it's not giorno
good
you live another day

[grilletto]

dude i told you that’s not me!!
why would I lie about it??

and why would it matter if it was giorno or anyone else ??
i mean i’m not and I’ve only kissed like one person??

[teaserving]

you've tried being anonymous before idiot

what do i have to explain myself about giorno now huh
anyway yeah i know
i actually meant to say something about that

[grilletto]

I’ll show you my messages or whatever
it’s not me
i’m not trying to date anyone!!

and you don’t have to explain I guess but I’m just saying
i would support you even if I didn’t like someone

but
wait
uhhh
you understand the circumstances right??
i thought you were gonna be cool about it

1/2

[teaserving]

sure whatever

and ok i was exaggerating
i wouldn't like it if you did but i wouldn't stop you
i'd just kick his ass if he did anything to upset you

[teaserving]

oh
yeah i'm cool with it
i just meant
i should have told you thanks and that you did good
i know she needed help and you did the right thing
good job man