⏪ text | un: fantasma | DEAR ABBA part the second

[teaserving]

hey
so it looks like you guys are asking a million crazy questions again

well guess what here i come the foundation of wisdom leone abbacchio
ask your questions anonymously or whatever
i'll answer
since all of you are desperately asking for advice all the time!

ps: did you know your moonblessing can swap
just found out
fucking nuts

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[teaserving]

oh hey
larry right?

i think it might go over better if people know what kind of person you are
your heart's obviously in the right place and i think you made your intentions pretty clear
but you're also new and people might find it kinda creepy
even though i have also totally asked for one night stands openly and publicly before
i dunno why that'd be any different really

anyway
let people know who you are besides The Orgy Guy
i think they'll warm up to the idea better probably

[loungelizard]

Yeah, that's me.

Are you sure that's all there is to it?

Just to lay it out: we all show up on this weird crystalline planet, get told that the very fate of the world depends on our ability to make physical connections, then we're given a wink, a nudge, and a Smartphone device. What else is there to intuit from that?

But as soon as you propose an orgy it's all "oh, don't do that" and "oh, think of the children." You'd think it was the first time someone ever propositioned an orgy on the Internet before.

[teaserving]

you'd be surprised
at least half the people here come from a place where the internet doesn't even exist
so they probably think it's uncouth or whatever the fuck

honestly i personally don't care and i kinda saw where you were going with that
i mean it's not hard for people to say "no thanks but i'll show up for food"
but then a lot of people were either endeared or flustered by my sex ed post awhile ago

[loungelizard]

If they wanted to be Mennonite about it, they shouldn't be using it to begin with.

Flustered! Do they not realize where we are?

[teaserving]

heh
look im not saying i agree
just saying that's probably the perspective

yeah i know
but im just saying
if you want people to not assume the worst it might not be bad to ease them into it
stupid as it is

personally i don't care if people like me or not so i just do whatever

[loungelizard]

Well, I'm not sure how I'll foster mass appeal like that, since apparently hosting dinner isn't enough, but I'll figure something out.

Thanks, Leone.