⏪ text | un: fantasma | DEAR ABBA part the second

[teaserving]

hey
so it looks like you guys are asking a million crazy questions again

well guess what here i come the foundation of wisdom leone abbacchio
ask your questions anonymously or whatever
i'll answer
since all of you are desperately asking for advice all the time!

ps: did you know your moonblessing can swap
just found out
fucking nuts

Comments

text | Anon because lol

[moonlightalter]

Should you feel guilty if you sleep with another copy of yourself?

[teaserving]

oh god is this a "would you fuck an alternate version of yourself" situation
please say it is

anyway
no
why would you

[moonlightalter]

I don't know why it's so important, but yes it is.

And I don't feel guilty about it, but I didn't know if I should or not.

Also it happened twice if that matters.

[teaserving]

one time can be excused as a one night stand
a second time is a habit forming

look i personally would not fuck myself
but that's for different personal reasons that i won't bore you with

i dont really see a problem with it personally
who knows you better than you

[moonlightalter]

I think he knows me better than I do, literally.

[teaserving]

look
if he makes you happy
that's the bottom line
whatever be happy with it

[moonlightalter]

I guess.

By the way, I'm curious as to what kinds of questions drove you to make this post in the first place.

[teaserving]

god there are so many
shit like "HOW DO YOU DEFINE PAIN" and "WHAT IS TRUE EVIL" just shit like that
i see a lot of philosophical bullshit or questions people are too scared to ask without being anonymous
i did it once why not invite people again
i didn't expect to be handing out real advice is the funny part

[moonlightalter]

Maybe I should have asked a funny question instead.

[As if asking about fucking your AU self isn't funny or anything.]

[teaserving]

it's not too late

[moonlightalter]

Well alright.
Does the whole 'moon' stuff make everyone here furries?

[teaserving]

absolutely

[moonlightalter]

Now I wonder how many people are offended by that fact.

[teaserving]

probably at least half but you know what sometimes you gotta accept the truth we're all furries now fuckers

[moonlightalter]

And the truth will set them free.
Or something.