text 🥂 you're beautiful

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all!

I have a very important message to share with you all.

You are beautiful, handsome, and I would date you.

Comments

un: mcbb

[steelo]

thanks
but
no thanks

[champagnetower]

That’s all right.
Perhaps one day you will be ready to have the time of your life!

[steelo]

oi
what are you trying to say?

[champagnetower]

I'll tell you when you're older!

[steelo]

[ HEY NOW. ]

how old do you even think i am
i'm not a kid.

[champagnetower]

I don't know!
I just know BB are the baby division!

[steelo]

you've never even gone up against us
don't underestimate people who're younger than you, it's a quick way to get your ass kicked.

[ that was not a challenge??? ]

[champagnetower]

Please! It would be a great going up against you guys!
The old man division can probably learn a thing or two from you youths, right!
Hahaha!!

[steelo]

yeah, definitely.
i'd like the chance to go up against you guys, anyway.
when my bros get here, and your last guy's around, let's have a battle for sure.

[champagnetower]

All right!!
I'm looking forward to it!