text 🥂 you're beautiful

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all!

I have a very important message to share with you all.

You are beautiful, handsome, and I would date you.

Comments

[champagnetower]

Your boyfriend!
You have a special connection for people who have only just met!
Who knew all this time your leader was a matchmaker?

[yumenope]

( oh my god he thinks he and dice are dating. he’s going to expire. )

An interesting hypothesis.


It was a lie.

[champagnetower]

Haha! That seems like the lie!

[yumenope]

I’m very single, Hifumi.

( please don’t text dice. )

[champagnetower]

Is it the gambling problem?

[yumenope]

I don’t have a gambling problem.
Try again~

( this is not a fun game. )

[champagnetower]

Haha! You're such a jokester!
Of course I don't mean YOU have a gambling problem!

[yumenope]

I don’t follow. Is this a riddle? Payback, perhaps?

[champagnetower]

The gambler in your group!
The one who I'm sure can't stand Doppo!

[yumenope]

( he’s going to die. )

What about him?

[champagnetower]

The reason he's not your boyfriend is because you're concerned he'll remove your cash rather than your pants, right ?

[yumenope]

( he’s so fucking annoyed — )

Oh, I have no concerns with his expertise in removing my hakama.

[champagnetower]

......


Does this mean it's happened??????????

[yumenope]

Yes, Izanami. Multiple times, in fact. Quite often.

( is it... a lie?? )