text 🥂 you're beautiful

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all!

I have a very important message to share with you all.

You are beautiful, handsome, and I would date you.

Comments

[champagnetower]

It reminds me of someone trying to convince another that they're super tough and hardcore!
But really they're soft and cuddly like a cat!
I will not be fooled!☆

[pushpin]

u think
cuz i know that im ugly....... im actually hot ?
u realize how stupid that sounds

[champagnetower]

I find that people who think they're ugly are often the most beautiful ones~
Because what's important is having a beautiful heart♡

[pushpin]

my heart is shit too i promise

[champagnetower]

Oh yeah?
What do you think of puppies?

[pushpin]

they piss on the floor i just fuckin cleaned

[champagnetower]

But they're really cute, right?
They pissed on your floor and you want to be mad
But you can't!!

[pushpin]

no im just mad

[champagnetower]

You say that now but I bet if you sit the puppy on your lap
You would wanna give it love and attention!!
The widdle puppy... look as it wags it's tail so excitedly upon seeing you!!

[pushpin]

ITS GONNA PISS ON MY LAP, THATS WORSE

[champagnetower]

It's just because it's excited and loves you!
Are you going to deny a PUPPY OF LOVE?!

[pushpin]

yup
outside with u, mutt

[champagnetower]

Hmm!!
Maybe in the end you really don't like them!
It's fine though. They're not for everyone!