text 🥂 you're beautiful

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all!

I have a very important message to share with you all.

You are beautiful, handsome, and I would date you.

Comments

[nipzips]

i guess that's nice of you to do

though, seems like a lot of people dislike generalised compliments like that. maybe it'd work better if you were more specific or whatever

[champagnetower]

Of course people would like something more specific!
But I can't give everyone what they want immediately!
I'm working my way into their hearts ♡

[nipzips]

you're really trying to charm everyone here, huh

how's that going for you?

[champagnetower]

It's going great!
I've got a couple dates and happy people out of it!
So even if there are those who find this shallow, I consider this mission successful!

[nipzips]

if you did cheer some people up i'd say it's successful, yeah

and even if some people find it shallow, it's not like what you said hurt anyone, right?

i'm not looking for a date, but if you wanna be friends or something ...

[champagnetower]

Yes yes I always accept friendship!!!!!
New friend, my name is Hifumi! It's a pleasure to meet you! ☆

[nipzips]

yo hifumi, i'm josuke

sow hat do you like to do for fun

besides ask random people out on dates [ Josuke loves smalltalk, unfotunately. ]

[champagnetower]

Josuke!!
I like many things!
I like cooking, fishing, camping, parties, entertaining!!
If it's fun or relaxing, I probably enjoy it!
What about you?

[nipzips]

i like to game, mostly. and shop for nice clothes

what do you mean by entertaining, though? you some kind of performer?

[champagnetower]

I like both of those too!
I work at a host club, and I like playing host at parties too!
Helping people have a good time is what I'm about!

[nipzips]

somehow, this explains a lot about what i'm seeing.

what's being a host like? you ever have to deal with weird people?

[champagnetower]

Definitely dealt with weird people!
Stalkers, even people who try to kill me!
I guess that's more scary than weird, but either way, freaky stuff!
But most people aren't like that, thankfully!
Usually people come to have a good time with drinks and for fun conversation.
It can be nice to go to after dealing with a tough job and you're in need of something exciting!
So it's like that!
It's different for every host but I like to take care of my customers and it's not just about making them spend a lot of money on my services.
I do things like make sure they eat enough for how much they drink!

[nipzips]

oh, dude. i hope the security at your club's good enough to protect you. seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? you're usually safe, right?

[ he is just worried for this guy he just met ]

[champagnetower]

Yeah it's fine now especially!
Nagamitsu-san has done a good job to make sure the host club here is safe for everyone, customers and hosts!
He does good work and enforces rules well!


[ooc; sorry for the super long delay!! ;;]