text 🥂 you're beautiful

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all!

I have a very important message to share with you all.

You are beautiful, handsome, and I would date you.

Comments

[spah]

Like... a party host?

[champagnetower]

A host club!
Which I guess is kinda like that too!!
Hahaha!!

[spah]

Oh... huh.

I never heard of a host club before.

[champagnetower]

A host club is a place where women go to pay for the company of a male host! There are hostess clubs that are similar in concept. What we hosts do is provide conversation, drinks, make sure customers have a good time! It's always a loud, lively environment.

If you're ever curious, you can visit the Sunset Host Club at any time!

[spah]

... Suspicious, but I'm tempted to take your word for it.