text 🥂 you're beautiful

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all!

I have a very important message to share with you all.

You are beautiful, handsome, and I would date you.

Comments

[champagnetower]

Text is such a problem!
I can't give introductions in a ✨sparkling✨ manner like in person!
I'd be willing to meet in person if that's what you're looking for!

[resenting]

I'll be passing on that, too. Anything you could describe as "sparkling" is just gonna make me sick.

[champagnetower]

That's unfortunate!
I bet I can give you the time of your life!
But if you insist!

[resenting]

I highly doubt that, and yeah I'm gonna have to insist.