text 🥂 you're beautiful

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all!

I have a very important message to share with you all.

You are beautiful, handsome, and I would date you.

Comments

[dereban]

It's a rather strange way to break the ice if you ask me.

[champagnetower]

Sure, it might be!
But it works very well!
It's certainly gotten the attention of many, which is a good start!
And I might have a date or two out of it ☆

[dereban]

Of course it's going to catch attention, you're posting on a public network with a lot of bored people.