text 🥂 you're beautiful

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all!

I have a very important message to share with you all.

You are beautiful, handsome, and I would date you.

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[voiceofanimus]

[Lunatia is full of some strange, strange people.]

Did you mean for this to go to everyone.

[champagnetower]

I did!
This is all on purpose!
100%!

[voiceofanimus]

After debating how to approach this, I have no other alternative way of putting it. Why?

[champagnetower]

We are in a world where we crave something, whether it's affection or something deeper than that.
Therefore! We are all in need of someone! And some may have no one at all!
So I am here for everyone!
No one will be alone if I can help it!

[voiceofanimus]

[If he had a sense of humour, he might be laughing. Caim can't help but think he sounds a little like Angela.]

Realistically speaking, to spread yourself like so would not be feasible. Surely you do not truly mean to offer yourself literally.