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prismatica2019-11-12 07:12 am
coasts) wrote in prismatica2019-11-12 07:12 am
buster bros sux
[ No one saw it coming. No one ever imagined that Ichiro Yamada and Samatoki Aohitsugi would be teaming up again. The two of them most certainly didn't - not when they were innocently just duking it out (aka having a rap battle) in front of a convenience store one Sanguis afternoon because they both wanted the last melon bread available… But the producer for Boys 2 School saw them and signed them up to appear during their telethon to entertain the masses and have people donate to their cause.
(More like they said they'd do it because the producer said they probably don't sound as good on TV and they wanted to prove him wrong. Also, they want to send some Prismal natives to school. It's for a good cause!!)
So now, here they are, advertising their little stint to the network with a beat. If they get a lot of people interested, then maybe this contest of theirs can end here and now. ]
This is Samatoki, Mr.Hardcore
My rap is sick, my style is sick
Lunatia everyday, hear me roar
This guy? [ He growls and points a thumb at Ichiro, who's next to him, ] I've got a bone to pick
[ okay unlike SAMATOKI, ichiro has lots of helpful bones in his body, so he’s more than willing to help out with a good cause. Go figure samatoki has to ruin it with his everything--and, okay, admittedly, the sanguis moon isn’t really making him feel any more charitable towards his former mentor/current worst person alive, and he’ll take any chance to kick his ass. especially for a good cause. which means he picks up on what’s being thrown down fast, mic up to his mouth, turning to get up in samatoki’s face right there on camera. sanguis is making his bad temper even worse. ]
Oh, you got a ‘bone to pick’! Ha, bitch, please-
Hardcore’s only good at getting on his knees.
It’s the MC, BB, gonna make this real short; Yokohama godfather’s getting taken to court.
Ay yo, Samatoki? [ jerking his chin up like a cocky asshole mid rap-- ] ‘bout time you pay your child support.
[ It's pretty obvious Ichiro's rap surprises Samatoki, because this wasn't how they planned their dumb broadcast to be??? The look he gives Ichiro is pretty telling that the guy needs to calm down, but... Samatoki kind of ruins the whole thing when he opens his mouth again. ]
This shit's supposed to be PG-13, asshole!
'course you ruin this, 'cause you ain't got no soul
Stop tryin' to make this about you - didn't you get the memo that Sunshine City's off the map now?
Mad Trigger Crew turnin' Japan blue, set off with Ikebukuro!
[ ouch. Nothing hurts like a hypnosis mic, and samatoki’s words are as brutal as ever. And he had to bring ikebukuro into this, seriously?! Who’s going off topic now!
...the answer is they both are, if the look on the producer’s face is any indication. He starts waving his hands off camera, gesturing at them. It does nothing! Because they’re idiots. ]
You put the ‘mad’ in MTC, too bad you can’t just pull the trigger,
This Lunatia nation’s waitin’, watchin, for somebody way bigger
My Sunshine City’s swagger’s got me feelin’ moon blessed,
Above the rest, don’t second guess, I’mma crush this competition!
[ ah, there it is. The topic! Finally. They’re back on track. ]
We’re raisin’ money for a new foundation, drop a topic, watch me rock it.
I’ll freestyle a verse so call the hearse, Samatoki’s goin to his coffin.
[ aka, an ad flashes on the bottom of the video post. Make a donation to the schooling foundation and give both boys a word or topic to rap about. They’ll freestyle for you live on camera. Loser doubles the donations to the foundation. ]
(More like they said they'd do it because the producer said they probably don't sound as good on TV and they wanted to prove him wrong. Also, they want to send some Prismal natives to school. It's for a good cause!!)
So now, here they are, advertising their little stint to the network with a beat. If they get a lot of people interested, then maybe this contest of theirs can end here and now. ]
This is Samatoki, Mr.Hardcore
My rap is sick, my style is sick
Lunatia everyday, hear me roar
This guy? [ He growls and points a thumb at Ichiro, who's next to him, ] I've got a bone to pick
[ okay unlike SAMATOKI, ichiro has lots of helpful bones in his body, so he’s more than willing to help out with a good cause. Go figure samatoki has to ruin it with his everything--and, okay, admittedly, the sanguis moon isn’t really making him feel any more charitable towards his former mentor/current worst person alive, and he’ll take any chance to kick his ass. especially for a good cause. which means he picks up on what’s being thrown down fast, mic up to his mouth, turning to get up in samatoki’s face right there on camera. sanguis is making his bad temper even worse. ]
Oh, you got a ‘bone to pick’! Ha, bitch, please-
Hardcore’s only good at getting on his knees.
It’s the MC, BB, gonna make this real short; Yokohama godfather’s getting taken to court.
Ay yo, Samatoki? [ jerking his chin up like a cocky asshole mid rap-- ] ‘bout time you pay your child support.
[ It's pretty obvious Ichiro's rap surprises Samatoki, because this wasn't how they planned their dumb broadcast to be??? The look he gives Ichiro is pretty telling that the guy needs to calm down, but... Samatoki kind of ruins the whole thing when he opens his mouth again. ]
This shit's supposed to be PG-13, asshole!
'course you ruin this, 'cause you ain't got no soul
Stop tryin' to make this about you - didn't you get the memo that Sunshine City's off the map now?
Mad Trigger Crew turnin' Japan blue, set off with Ikebukuro!
[ ouch. Nothing hurts like a hypnosis mic, and samatoki’s words are as brutal as ever. And he had to bring ikebukuro into this, seriously?! Who’s going off topic now!
...the answer is they both are, if the look on the producer’s face is any indication. He starts waving his hands off camera, gesturing at them. It does nothing! Because they’re idiots. ]
You put the ‘mad’ in MTC, too bad you can’t just pull the trigger,
This Lunatia nation’s waitin’, watchin, for somebody way bigger
My Sunshine City’s swagger’s got me feelin’ moon blessed,
Above the rest, don’t second guess, I’mma crush this competition!
[ ah, there it is. The topic! Finally. They’re back on track. ]
We’re raisin’ money for a new foundation, drop a topic, watch me rock it.
I’ll freestyle a verse so call the hearse, Samatoki’s goin to his coffin.
[ aka, an ad flashes on the bottom of the video post. Make a donation to the schooling foundation and give both boys a word or topic to rap about. They’ll freestyle for you live on camera. Loser doubles the donations to the foundation. ]
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[ He has exactly one (1) second to reply with something before she ignores it completely: ]
One, two, Ichiro! Kick his ass and take me out! [ She pauses, cringing a little. ] Anyway. I'll donate, so make sure you do a good job.
[ So yes.. donation given. Talk about your new flame [spins the anime waifu wheel] Rapunzel from sinoalice. ]
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...right. anyway!! clearing his throat and tapping his beat out against his arm. ]
Crushes, don't rush em, that just ain't me,
Big bro's only got time for my family,
When I'm gonna like a cutie that's not 2-D,
It's my duty, really truly, take it seriously,
Best girl of my life ain't no mobage wife,
Gonna take that romance straight past level three.
[ at least he's charmingly?? nerdy?? ]
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...
[ Queue a quick pause, her lips tugged into a smile but mouth agape. ]
Hold on, hold on -- what's a mobage wife? I have so many questions.
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Have you never played a mobage before? [ what... ]
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Is it supposed to be a game, or somethin'?
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...yeah, there are a bunch of different kinds. Tactic games, rhythm games, puzzle games, card collecting... I like rhythm and tactic the best, but--I can't believe you've never played one before. There are a couple on the watch, if you look in the store.