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[coralroot]

[It's Nakari again, this time out of her beetle armor and dressed in something decidedly more modern. Specifically, a godawful jacket, which she's left unzipped to reveal some sort of pink T-shirt with kittens on it?

She likes bright colors, okay.]

Heeeeeeey, this thing's working again! 

[She's in a clothing store from the looks of it, similarly comfy-looking and mostly pink items in her little basket that she's carrying. And then... that's when she holds up the offending sweater.]

I wanted to ask you guys, what's even the point of this? That hole's not nearly big enough or able-to-be-closed enough to be practical!

[...guess who's experiencing some minor culture shock. Just guess.]
 

Comments

[coralroot]

I mean, if you wanna buy it, I can hook you up with the name of the place.

[loungelizard]

I'll take a wild guess: Polyp?

I saw other sweaters like that there, but they were either white or beige.

[coralroot]

man i walked into one of those stores and walked right back out but there's a sweater they've got that shocks people if you don't feel touchy that day, so maybe I oughta go back

[loungelizard]

So what, it generates static electricity?

Big deal, my polyester leisure suit does that all the time.

[coralroot]

less static and more... you ever been hit by lightning magic?

[loungelizard]

I've been electrocuted, if that's what you mean. Not the fun kind.

[LARRY NO]

[coralroot]

uh, wow, fuck.

Dare I ask how?

[loungelizard]

You really want me to recall every single time? We'll be here all night.