video;

[demachi]

[The video opens on a blue-haired man in black and white standing on a small sound stage. It's decorated like a disco, appropriate to his outfit, and the lights turn and shift while his long braid sways. He's grinning, moving gently to some rather catchy music that, no, doesn't match his outfit. It fades as he waves at the camera and adjusts a headset mic.]

Greetings, Lunatians and off-world friends alike! I'm your very own Wataru Hibiki, and I'm delighted to be here representing my beloved idol group, fine. As you've well seen from our leader's promotions, we're a group of young men from far, far away, who want nothing more than to bring dreams to you! Now...

[He raises his hand in a flourish, then lowers it as some interesting tapestries drop behind him. He walks up to the first one.]

As you know, we're rather fond of philanthropy. We're here tonight to request donations to the Arts Fund, and in return... you'll get... Fufufu, me.

[He gestures to a set of... yep, those are dakimakura. Hug pillows. And he's on all of them. Walking by each in turn, he explains.]

Model one can be yours for a generous 200 chroma donation or equivalent. It features my first cover story's centerfold, just a touch of fanservice for everyone... It's one-sided!

Model two, for those with more delicate tastes, features my debut play's "Yulieta" costume, with full fanservice and bedroom eyes. Oh, I can't show you the back on live video! There's a bit of skin! This glorious design can be yours for 2000 chroma!

Lastly, for the most daring, the most Amazing, a duo deal! Myself and my dear, lovely Eichi, entwined in love's secret embrace! [He gestures to a larger pillowcase, and. Yep. It's them.] These are of limited quantity, so act quickly to reserve yours for a mere 4000 chroma!

[The tapestries rise up, and he returns to the center with a twirl that is... somehow sensual? Again, his braid sways.]

There you have it! Charitable contributions will be accepted throughout the month; please mention fine in your donation and send proof to me at the business address below to request your very own Wataru Hibiki! Don't forget our upcoming three-night concert series, featuring special guests each night. You won't want to miss it. I'll also be co-starring in "My Lover is an Arthropod" at the Seaside Theater in two weeks. Won't I see you there?

[W i n k]

Comments

[hagrides]

My darling child is very precious, I agree.

[demachi]

I'm all too happy for you! Should they need any play time or entertainment, consider me an eager volunteer!

[hagrides]

I shall take you up on that. They have developed a fascination for soft hair, I imagine they will be quite taken with yours.

[demachi]

Amazing!!! I'll make up a little nest or a cradle for the child right in my hair, then!

[hagrides]

Am I permitted by your contract to take pictures of you, or shall I speak to your agent about photographs of you being adorable with my young one?

[demachi]

They'll allow it, as long as you don't use the photos for commercial gain. I don't think you're the sort, though.

[hagrides]

Not at all. I would simply keep them upon my person, and perhaps show to others who need to be informed of how cute my child is.

[demachi]

Amazing! Perfect! You'll turn heads and win hearts! Be sure to send them to me, too.

[hagrides]

Of course, my friend. You shall have all the copies you desire.

I shall donate some to the fund you have mentioned, though I do not require either of your pillows. They would be rather difficult for me to use.

[demachi]

Your generosity is appreciated, in any form! Isn't such charity its own reward, sometimes?

[hagrides]

Indeed. I am quite particular to supporting the arts, especially.

[demachi]

As am I, as am I! I'm glad to see youth flourish.

And, of course, to witness the smiles of children discovering the mysteries of the world!

[hagrides]

Could there be anything more delightful than children coming into themselves and discovering their artistic talents?

[demachi]

Let us nurture them with funding and inspire them with brilliant performances!

[hagrides]

Perhaps one day you and I may share the stage together.

[demachi]

You would give me such a dream? My dear friend!

[hagrides]

Oh no, this would be far more pleasant than the kind of dreams that I can grant.