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[moonlightalter]

If you had to describe the three moons and their respective cycles with a single word, how would you describe them?

And please tell me that Iris isn't the 'sex moon'.




[This next bit is sent as a private message, specifically directed at anyone who he came across while he was under the moon's effects.]

I am so, so sorry for what happened. I had heard stories, but I didn't know it would be as bad as it was.

I'll be taking precautions in the future, but if there's anything I can do to make up for what already happened then please let me know.

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[moonlightalter]

Oh! I think I spoke with her recently. She has a very pretty name.

[dashhole]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Guess who has no idea what a lapis is.]

So anyway, she's a gem. They don't have sex.

[moonlightalter]

How do they make more gems?

[Like, he has complicated feelings about sex, sure. But even he knows that sex makes babies.]

[dashhole]

Like I said, they plant them in the ground and then they pop out as grown-ups like...I don't know, like cornstalks, I guess.

Definitely less fun that way, but that's just what she told me.

[moonlightalter]

That has to be the weirdest thing I've heard recently.

[dashhole]

Were you here for the squid god lady who attacked? Or the fox cult that was kidnapping people? Cause those should really be higher on that list, man.

[moonlightalter]

I got here right about the time ghosts started dragging people to the afterlife.

Which on reflection is probably pretty weird too.

[dashhole]

Yeah, that's the latest weird shit that went on. Happens every month.

Kinda wonder what bullshit's gonna happen this month.

[moonlightalter]

I guess I'll wait with baited breath to find out.

[dashhole]

I dunno about that, whatever it is it's gonna suck.