Video | UN: oceangem (dated right after triple moon)

[riptidequeen]

[She was going to try and do this anonymous, and voice to text, but instead she accidentally hit the video option.

So everyone gets a scene of a flustered looking Lapis Lazuli.]

Is it normal for the moon stuff to be so extreme? Not that I'm complaining just...

[A sigh.]

It's unexpected how bad it got.

Comments

[sarcaskick]

You're still not actually denying it.

[riptidequeen]

There's nothing to deny, Mercury.

[sarcaskick]

Sure, sure.

Hey, look on the bright side. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

[riptidequeen]

I've lived through worse, yes.

[muttered;] I wonder if men have it harder...

[sarcaskick]

We have something that's harder, anyway.

[ nailed it ]

[riptidequeen]

...

Wow. Good for you.

[sarcaskick]

I can't tell if you're missing my wordplay or just disrespecting it.

[riptidequeen]

Oh, I got your wordplay, so it's the second one.

[sarcaskick]

So you understood an innuendo without needing it explained! You're growing up so fast. I'm going to cry.

[riptidequeen]

Don't cry for me, Mister Black.

[sarcaskick]

Professor Black, please. Mr. Black was my father.

[riptidequeen]

Was he as annoying as you are?

[sarcaskick]

Worse.

[riptidequeen]

Ugh, I can't imagine it.

[sarcaskick]

Probably not.

Moot point, though. Doubt you're going to ever see him.

[riptidequeen]

Thank goodness.

I don't think this place could handle someone worse than you.

[sarcaskick]

It wouldn't have to. If he shows up, I'll handle him just fine.

[riptidequeen]

Hmn.

Well hopefully it won't have to come to that.

[sarcaskick]

Yeah, here's hoping.

...

We're getting off-track. What's your moonblessing, anyway?

[riptidequeen]

[Uuuuuuuugh she's already admitted it a few times on this post, but heck once more won't kill her.]

It's Iris.

[sarcaskick]

[Yeah but he's too lazy to go and listen to other people's conversations, so]

Woof. Now I get why you weren't ready.

[riptidequeen]

If it gets worse then what I went through before I, uh... Found relief. I don't want to know.

[sarcaskick]

I don't really know firsthand, but from what I hear it gets worse the longer you take to "find relief".

...

Just say "had sex", it's not a big deal.

[riptidequeen]

[Just more uuuuuuuugh-ing.]

And you don't know what I did.

[sarcaskick]

I'm pretty sure anyone with half a brain who checked this post has a good idea, Lapis.