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[Good morning Lunatia. It's one of your resident sword spirits turned not quite human gracing the screen. In hand, he holds what appears to be an egg. A very ethereal, very shiny, beautifully grey egg.]

I seem to have laid an egg. With all the other changes and strange things that happen to our bodies here I suppose it really was only a matter of time until something like this were to happen.

Now the only question is what to do with it. You see I don't have much experience with taking care of an egg. I don't believe it would be to its benefit if I were to sit on it. Nor am I aware of any nutritional needs before hatching. Do they need to be bathed regularly or rocked to sleep at night? This is why I'm turning to all of you. I'm not sure what sort of care it might need or if I'm even ready for this kind of responsibility. But I assure you I'm very committed to his or her well being.

[He turns now, revealing a companion who was just out of view until now.]

Oh yes. We're also taking suggestions for names.

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first of all: how the fuck
second of all: benedict

oh, i get it! this is a prank, right?! that's gotta be some weird looking chicken egg

good one, bro

Ah I suppose if it turns out to be related to the local fauna that would be the best resource. I'll have to look into it. As for myself, I fall under the Iris moon and have taken on the traits of certain sea creatures since I first arrived.

[So it probably doesn't need to be said that there's not much of a connection between octopus egg sacs and the hard round object he's got in hand right now.]

[There's... less of a metaphorical keysmash in his mind. Because now he feels bad enough.]

Look, look, it's not a burden? I'm still surprised but... [Words are hard.] ... you're happy with this?

A prank? That's rather cruel when we are so proud of this new life.

[ This still really freaks him out but what if it's not actually a prank? With all the animal traits people are getting, it's possible, right? ]

i just didn't know it was possible ...

but -- congrats, you two? [ His dumb ass is definitely googling 'Do bats lay eggs' to make sure this can't actually happen to him too. ]

It seems so. It's a very beautiful egg, don't you think?

[Daihannya is thoroughly enjoying this trolling he's doing. Don't mind him.]

[ He's seen enough crazy things for even this to be feasible to him. He also doesn't want to be rude just in case this egg is actually their child ... ]

uhh, yeah [ It came out of a guy's butt, supposedly?? ] i guess it's shiny? your kid must pretty healthy [ what the heck is going on what is his life right now ]

Suppose you're telling the truth and it came from you. Then it's your offspring whether you like it or not.

If you don't want the responsibility, give it to someone else who does.

I cared for three dragon eggs once. It would help if I knew the species of your child. (She will forever be a mother at heart. No matter the child's species, she wants the best for them.) You should keep them warm if nothing else.

Certainly. After everything we've been through together you've really proved yourself Kashuu-dono. I can't think of anyone more capable of helping with our little nugget.

Well you see when two birds love each other very much sometimes they decide to make a little benedict

Lets see. I, myself, am sword but we don't exactly progenerate from eggs. [Or yanno... at all.] Here I find myself with the Iris blessing.

Dragons though. That sounds quite magnificent. You must be very proud.

Oh to be sure. That's why I am in such dire need of help. You're so very kind to be so concerned. You wouldn't happen to have any children of your own would you? Or any pets for that matter.

Children? [ From his expression it's clear the idea of fatherhood had never dawned on him before. ] ...No, it would have been impossible.

[ Sufficient to say, even if he would have considered it back home, fate didn't exactly favor that outcome for more than one reason. ]

This lord simply managed the whole of a cultivation peak and half the demonic realm, with subordinates, attacking cultivators and rebelling demon clans to contend with.

I'm not one to shirk responsibility if that's what you're asking.

[ Did he essentially volunteer himself for egg sitting? Yes, yes he did. ]

You - you laid an egg.

( Why are they just glossing over this part?! He thought nothing else here could surprise him.

He was wrong. )

Why would I not be?

[He widens his eyes like he's shocked.]

He did. It's beautiful isn't it?

You think so? I'm most grateful for that. We are only just learning about eggs ourselves.

I don't care what it looks like. What I want to know is how this is physically possible.

( Perhaps it would be less surprising news coming from a Prismal, but from another Moonblessed? )

It seems that when two men are very fond of each other and spend a good deal of intimate time together...

I - I know how reproduction works. What are you, some sort of bird or lizard?

We're swords actually.

[Yeah, that's more information than he wanted to know. It's a legitimate question though, so...]

Keep it warm, but don't overheat it. Buy an incubator if you need to. Watch the humidity, eggs can 'drown'. You might need to turn it every so often, too.

What creatures does Iris favor? (She knows of Sanguis, but Iris and Cordis are unknown to her.)

I am. They were all...perfect.

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