text — un: dontannoyme

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so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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trying not to have a panic attack

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sure
which tool only good for his dick are u again

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not anymore but it didnt have scales on it & i dunno what the fuck a fish dick look like

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WHY DO U KNOW HOW TO DO THAT ?!

seems legit

[loudmouths]

jeez I was kidding!

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so this is why they say ignorance is bliss

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hey me too
probly

[loudmouths]

probably?!

I mean I guess i can take solace in knowing my dick is at least good for something...

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if only i thought that was true too

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whatever
im still about to go to the nearest pond & try to squeeze out some fish dicks & figure out what the hell this is all about

hey i wouldn't say never

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kick a guy while hes down why doncha

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thats a real low bar to set in life asano

2/2

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oh wait my bad
qiwu

[loudmouths]

oh my god fuck off with that!!!

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no its cute

[ they're real friends if he's not just calling him by his last name anymore. only took him over a year. ]

[ocelthot]

Imagine how much easier it'd be if parents and schools just told kids this shit instead of waiting until they're in basic training in the military.

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not sure itd actually stop people from doin stupid shit

[ ...yeah he means himself. ]

[despairing_hope]

Some have tubes with hooks or spurs on them. I suppose it depends on the type of fish.

But if it makes you feel better, this society doesnt have STIs. So at worse it's probably some temporary magical thing.

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s
spurs ?
thats like thorns ??? WHY

yea im still callin bullshit on that

[loudmouths]

it's cute that you think it's cute

[ take that, bitch ]

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that might be embarrassing if u actually believed it

[despairing_hope]

Why? This world has advanced technology and magic? Even back home had nearly iraticated most ilnesses.

As for spurs, to stay inside untill insemination is complete. A lot of animals are like that.

[notblayde]

oh my god









would it make you feel better to send one

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no, fuck u

[ but getting to say fuck you made him feel better ✨ small wins ]

[ocelthot]

Oh it absolutely doesn't.

Objectively nothing in the world stops that.

[wearingguess]

What, as though it is difficult?