text — un: dontannoyme

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so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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UN: G.Akechi

[foolishjustice]

Moonblessed seem to actually be immune to STIs.

We're also rendered sterile, by the way.

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what
says fuckin who

Text: UN: hopefulfuture

[despairing_hope]

Did you catch something and are now worried?

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DONT ANNOY ME

[coralroot]

do you want me to have a look at your junk and say whether or not you have anything

serious question, I actually had training for this back in my world

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what ? dont just offer to look at my dick like that, isnt that weird

text | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

sti?

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sexually transmitted inFUCKtion

[ his ass really thinks he's clever for this ]

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

I imagine it would involve some sort of shocking transformation!

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what are u gettin at

un: undyingsoul | CW body horror

[necroyalty]

You'd start with vomiting your brains out and progress to not being able to move from your bed. And then you might realize something has laid its eggs in you.

Remember, red lays blue and blue lays red, but sometimes you get green.

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ARE THE
ARE THE BUMPS FUCKIN EGGS ?
IM GONNA PUKE

[ her words are coming true!! ]

text; un: ilikebigboats

[boobytraps]

Are you worried you have a venereal disease?

[pushpin]

the fucks a venereal disease
does that turn u into a old person or somethin

[ that's "venerable"... ]

text! un: 123456

[pyrafect]

From this place? Tentacles, I'm assuming. Or some sort of cat fur.

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....cat fur
like
ON it ??

text; n1tomjonesfan

[dashhole]

Hypothetically speaking, what color did your dick turn? I need to know for future reference of what to watch out for.



[ (I would apologize, but that would require that I be either regretful or sorry, which I am not.) ]

...2/2

[dashhole]

Or whatever junk you got, I guess.

text; un: shadowplayer

[overcloaked]

Well. This is the place where people sprout cat ears or scales or tentacles at certain times of the month and you make magical energy by doing it.

It's gotta be pretty terrifying when you think about the potential there, really. Turning into a monster, weird body transformations that don't go away with the lunar cycle, that kind of thing.

[ Mayuzumi's pretty sure they aren't actually a thing Moonblessed actually have to worry about, though, but he doesn't say that. ]

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......that sounds kinda cool
i was thinking "scary" more in the "pus and things rotting off" category

text | un: Оцелотовая Хватка

[ocelthot]

What moon blessing do you have?

[pushpin]

uh
are u asking which color moon turns my hangry meter up to 100 ? cuz its the red one

[badluckblues]

bro, relax.

you've probably just got a bad case of animal dick.

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WHY THE FUCK
WOULD HAVIN, & I QUOTE, A "BAD CASE A ANIMAL DICK"
MAKE ME RELAX ??

r4gn4r0k; txt

[notblayde]

pics or it didnt happen

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well its hypothetical so that means it didnt happen
what is w/ u ppl and pics of dicks, is bein real ones not enough ?

UN: mercy

[cadeuces]

Will it make you feel better if I let you know that I've seen hide nor hair of a single symptom, here?

The physical changes with the moons are another thing. But no infections, no diseases, no unfortunate rashes.

[pushpin]

no symptom a disease
here
anywhere ?

nobodys even gotten a damn cold ?

[ ...come to think of it he hasn't had a cold in like 2 years ]

un: pewpewsp;

[grilletto]

how can you expect no stupid answers
when it's a stupid question
maybe you should see a doctor or something

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why spend money on a doctor when the internet can tell me for free
what are u, old ?

text; mgs water u doin

[loudmouths]

[ hm. ]

so imma have to cancel our date................

trying not to have a panic attack

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sure
which tool only good for his dick are u again

un: nanpa_hunter

[offshoots]

Asking for a friend?

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if i said that no one would believe me
so its just hypothetical !

[loungelizard]

Well, there was this one time that my urine turned purple and extremely acidic. I don't mean that it burned when I peed, but I did one hell of a number on my toilet. And a brick wall. And a whole shrubbery.

Medical insurance doesn't pay for the damages, by the way. Found that out the hard way. Be wary of the backsplash.

[He's more than willing to throw himself under the bus as the punchline to fuck with someone.]

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what the
what would even cause that ?! apologize to ur toilet for bein so irresponsible !