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so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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[loungelizard]

Well, there was this one time that my urine turned purple and extremely acidic. I don't mean that it burned when I peed, but I did one hell of a number on my toilet. And a brick wall. And a whole shrubbery.

Medical insurance doesn't pay for the damages, by the way. Found that out the hard way. Be wary of the backsplash.

[He's more than willing to throw himself under the bus as the punchline to fuck with someone.]

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what the
what would even cause that ?! apologize to ur toilet for bein so irresponsible !

[loungelizard]

Take it from me, kid, the heat of the moment isn't worth it. Always be prepared.

There's no one to apologize to any longer. I'm afraid...she didn't make it.

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n





nnnnnooooooo

[loungelizard]

Now that I think about it, it's pretty lucky that the pipes didn't suffer any damage. That really would have been salt in the wound, huh?

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do u mean the plumbing pipes or like
urs

[loungelizard]

Oh, don't worry, the me-plumbing is fine. Cleared up with a round of antibiotics. Modern medicine is a miracle! Still wasn't worth it, though. Ounce of prevention, yadda yadda.

So what's your damage?

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well thats good but whatd u stick it in to get purple piss

fish dick, apparently

[loungelizard]

I'm sure she would like me to keep her identity unknown.

[Because she doesn't exist.]

Is that what they're calling it now?

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look i would take a bad case of the itches over this, dont get it twisted

[loungelizard]

You sure about that? A nasty STD could stick around for the rest of your life. A tiny case of moon-dick will only last a few days.

[With the potential of being recurring, but he doesn't mention that.]

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cept i dunno when the fuck im going home so who knows how long thats lastin either !

[ alas, he's got that part put together by now. ]

[loungelizard]

Oh, you're one of those.

Well, the good news is that it's not an STD and you can live a happy, fulfilling life for as long as it lasts.

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what u mean "those"

[loungelizard]

Mopers. People that whine about being here.

1/2

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ok lets get one thing straight
im not a moper, cuz i dont whine about bein here

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i whine about fuckin everything
life sucks