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[pushpin]

so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

Comments

[pushpin]

well thats good but whatd u stick it in to get purple piss

fish dick, apparently

[loungelizard]

I'm sure she would like me to keep her identity unknown.

[Because she doesn't exist.]

Is that what they're calling it now?

[pushpin]

look i would take a bad case of the itches over this, dont get it twisted

[loungelizard]

You sure about that? A nasty STD could stick around for the rest of your life. A tiny case of moon-dick will only last a few days.

[With the potential of being recurring, but he doesn't mention that.]

[pushpin]

cept i dunno when the fuck im going home so who knows how long thats lastin either !

[ alas, he's got that part put together by now. ]

[loungelizard]

Oh, you're one of those.

Well, the good news is that it's not an STD and you can live a happy, fulfilling life for as long as it lasts.

[pushpin]

what u mean "those"

[loungelizard]

Mopers. People that whine about being here.

1/2

[pushpin]

ok lets get one thing straight
im not a moper, cuz i dont whine about bein here

[pushpin]

i whine about fuckin everything
life sucks