text — un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

Comments

[satanslash]

yeah id probably do the same thing

i wish i coulda done that to the last asshole who had me trapped but he never showed his face

got a good laugh out of calling him mr fuck tho

[pushpin]

the
last asshole who had u trapped ??

did u get kidnapped or somethin

[satanslash]

yeah
i was in a different world before this one
not my home

[pushpin]

yeah ? me too
well, kinda

what weird shit mr fuck make u do ?

[satanslash]

quests

not even kidding thats what they were called

wed have to do shit like kill demons or look for magic honey or find our way out of an ice castle

[pushpin]

........so u were in a video game
kinda jealous

[satanslash]

trust me its not worth being jealous over
it got really messed up by the end

like

"bury someone alive"

"breakup a relationship"

i watched people die because dryads turned them into trees

and the entire forest threatened to swallow the village whole

if it was a video game it was a fucking horror one

[pushpin]

ok
slightly less jealous then
but only slightly

[satanslash]

you can be jealous if you want but i wouldnt wish that place on anyone

[pushpin]

the place i came from wasnt so great either awright
there were drugs in the fuckin food man
who makes FOOD betray them, thats a whole new level of evil

[satanslash]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

dude

duDE

thats fucked up i am so sorry

[pushpin]

IM SAYIN

[satanslash]

i thought the tasteless food in the village was bad christ i would be so MAD if someone drugged all i had to eat

damn now i wanna make you good shit just to make up for it

[pushpin]

.........i wouldnt say no

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[satanslash]

well then
whats your favorite

[pushpin]

SPICY

[satanslash]

do you like curry?

[pushpin]

id ask what kind but all of em are good so yeah

[satanslash]

when youre right youre right
but yeah ill make you some good spicy curry