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[pushpin]

so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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[dashhole]

Or whatever junk you got, I guess.

1/2

[pushpin]

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING

[pushpin]

it just got some bumps on it.........

[dashhole]

[It's been a while since he messed with somebody...]

Yeah, you're probably gonna die. Excuse me while I go buy a ton of rubbers, cause YIKES.

[pushpin]

SHUT UP NO IM NOT
THEY GOT..... DICK DOCTORS HERE
DONT THEY ?

[dashhole]

You so sure they got a cure for magic dick bumpitis? cause I'm not.

Rip in pieces, bro.

[pushpin]

THEY GOTTA ?? I CANT BE THE FIRST ONE TO GET IT
shit whatm i gonna do

[dashhole]

[Holy shit this is better than he could have hoped for. He's trying to keep the laughter quiet because he knows this thing will just put it in his response, and that would mess it all up.]

Shit man, I don't know? I look like a dick doctor to you?



A dick-tor, if you will.

[pushpin]

no u look like a asshole & a SADIST

[dashhole]

Haha, yeah, maybe, but at least my dick ain't gonna fall off.

[pushpin]

im gonna hold a funeral for it & make u pay some fuckin RESPECTS