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[pushpin]

so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

Comments

[pushpin]

what ? dont just offer to look at my dick like that, isnt that weird

[coralroot]

is having a healer or a doctor or whatever look at your dick embarrassing

Anyway I can just ask questions if you'd like

How does it feel when you pee

[pushpin]

y.... yes ? soemtimes ?

fine i think....... normal
it don't itch either
& the little bumps went away

[coralroot]

okay without seeing it I can't be sure, but I'm going to be straight up with you

it doesn't sound serious?

less like an sti and more like it's either chicken skin or something irritated it for a little bit

like the underwear you're wearing

just try taking a cool shower, wear some clothes you're familiar with that breathe well, and don't slather anything weird on it

if there's no itching or pain or whatever around the bumps it's PROBABLY NOT SYPHILIS which is good

uh, good that that's not what it is

syphilis is fucking nasty

Also some people just have random little bumps on their dick for no reason

Anyway if it sticks around for a long time or there's anything new happening with it, then call me

[pushpin]

cold shower...... old undies
got it

yea isnt syphilis the one that goes to ur brain
like how does a disease go all the way from ur dick to ur head, jesus
nature is a bitch




wait whats chicken skin

[coralroot]

syphilis works in mysterious ways, my dude

anyway chicken skin is like

you know when you're suddenly hit with something REALLY COLD or you get the crap scared out of you

and all of the little hairs on your body stand on end

[ commonly known as goosebumps, but fun fact: usually chickens are referred to in languages and countries where horrible geese aren't commonplace. ]

[pushpin]

oh
with all this talk a fuckin dog dicks i thought maybe u meant i literally had a chickens skin on my wang

[coralroot]

knowing this place i really wouldn't be surprised if some people actually had chicken dicks

or duck dicks

which is terrifying

[pushpin]

somebody already told me about cat dicks & u know what ? i DONT wanna know about ducks !!