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[pushpin]

so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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[coralroot]

syphilis works in mysterious ways, my dude

anyway chicken skin is like

you know when you're suddenly hit with something REALLY COLD or you get the crap scared out of you

and all of the little hairs on your body stand on end

[ commonly known as goosebumps, but fun fact: usually chickens are referred to in languages and countries where horrible geese aren't commonplace. ]

[pushpin]

oh
with all this talk a fuckin dog dicks i thought maybe u meant i literally had a chickens skin on my wang

[coralroot]

knowing this place i really wouldn't be surprised if some people actually had chicken dicks

or duck dicks

which is terrifying

[pushpin]

somebody already told me about cat dicks & u know what ? i DONT wanna know about ducks !!