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[pushpin]

so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

Comments

[boobytraps]

You what? I don't think there's any diseases that can do that, thankfully.

I'm talking about the diseases you get from having too much sex. Not that there's any such thing, if you ask me.

Too much sex, that is. The diseases definitely existed back home, at least.

[pushpin]

from havin... too much sex

what ? thats not real
u get em from havin unprotected sex w/ someone infected

which i........ aint exactly in the habit a usin & mayve gotten laid recently

[boobytraps]

That's what I said! Too much sex.

Have you gone to see a healer?

[pushpin]

....whatever

thought id gather up some opinions first........ everyone seems to think i got the ball & tackle of the fishes

[boobytraps]

Oh, what's made them think that?

[pushpin]

cuz i turned into a fish under the red moon
which is a sentence i imagined myself sayin never ever

[boobytraps]

( Ooh. This is interesting. )

So, do you? Have the ball and tackle, that is.

[pushpin]

yea i think so
i mean fuck i got everything else

[boobytraps]

I would say I'd pay to see that, but that might give you the wrong idea.

[pushpin]

.......whats the RIGHT idea ?