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[pushpin]

so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

Comments

[pushpin]

nah i hadnt had sex at the time
kinda miss it

[grilletto]

not having it or having it?

[pushpin]

never havin had it
now my whole damn life is controlled by my dick, as witnessed here

[grilletto]

you know you don't have to do it right?
like it's not a requirement?

[pushpin]

u sure about that

[grilletto]

yeah??
pretty damn positive
i’m getting by just fine

[pushpin]

how u makin money ?

[grilletto]

holding hands and stuff
hugs i guess
i’ve got a friend or two that help me with a boost now and then
but you don’t have to do anything wild
unless you want a lot of chroma i guess

[pushpin]

a course i want a lotta chroma
plus like...... the full moons seem to get everyones juices flowin

[grilletto]

hey look man
you do what you want
but just because the moons fuck everything up
doesn’t meant you’ve gotta do shit

[pushpin]

so ur tellin me im supposed to just wish away the fish boner
the sudden angry feeling that makes me wanna destroy everything
& the fact that i can smell if someone else is horny from two streets down ?
wish i had the fuckin privilege

[grilletto]

i'm a fucking wolf okay
i know all about that shit
but that doesn't mean i'm going around trying to hump everything
it's called self control dipshit
just hold someone's hand or make out or whatever
but you don't have to put your dick in anything

[pushpin]

[ like a five minute delay. he's considering it....... ]

nah that aint me

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