text — un: dontannoyme

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so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

Comments

[ocelthot]

There you probably have the source of the problem.

To my understanding Sanguis has some reptilian traits as well as fish ones. It's likely just the transformation affecting your dick.

As long as nothing is itchy, oozing, burning or otherwise painful you'll be fine.

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ur tellin me
i got a reptile dick
instead a chlamydia

i cant even tell u which one id rather have, both sound awful

[ocelthot]

Would you really rather crotch rot over temporary reptile cock?

[pushpin]

they got creams now

[ocelthot]

Spoken like someone who's never actually caught anything.

[pushpin]

busted.....

[ocelthot]

Most people don't recommend the experience.

[pushpin]

ITS JUST SOME ITCHES ! lil bumps.... its fine ! it goes away soon !
getting a fucking ferret dick every full moon like a fucking period for the foreseeable future sounds like hell !

[ocelthot]

Think blisters, ulcers, full body rashes, and burning pain. And that's the ones you can treat.

If you get herpes or genital warts, you're getting itchy, painful bumps all over your dick randomly for the rest of your life.

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so this is why they say ignorance is bliss

[ocelthot]

Imagine how much easier it'd be if parents and schools just told kids this shit instead of waiting until they're in basic training in the military.

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not sure itd actually stop people from doin stupid shit

[ ...yeah he means himself. ]

[ocelthot]

Oh it absolutely doesn't.

Objectively nothing in the world stops that.

[pushpin]

im just gonna use that as permission

[ocelthot]

It's not like I'll catch shit for it.

I'm not your commanding officer.