text — un: dontannoyme

[pushpin]

so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

Comments

un: pewpewsp;

[grilletto]

how can you expect no stupid answers
when it's a stupid question
maybe you should see a doctor or something

[pushpin]

why spend money on a doctor when the internet can tell me for free
what are u, old ?

[grilletto]

what the fuck
i’m 18
i’m just saying if you fuck around
you’ll end up with your stomach stapled shut
it looks badass
but it’s not healthy

[pushpin]

WHAT
why would my stomach wind up stapled shut who stuck their diseased dick on my tummy

[grilletto]

beats the shit out of me
i don’t know what you do for fun
it was just an example
just get some chroma and go to the fucking doctor

[pushpin]

who the fuck is gonna CUDDLE ME for chroma now that i announced i got whatever the deep space version of the clap is

[grilletto]

shit
uhhh
get a job or something
but you know there might be some freaks out there into that kind of stuff

[pushpin]

god i hope not my life is bad enough
id keep it just to make some extra fetish coin lol

[grilletto]

if it means having to keep something like that
i'm not sure getting extra money is worth it

[pushpin]

if only i thought that was true too

[grilletto]

dude
i'm pretty damn broke
and not even i'm that desperate
have some self-respect

[pushpin]

self respect never got me paid

[grilletto]

would you rather be dead
or paid
think about it man

[pushpin]

k i thought about it
paid

[grilletto]

you thought about it for like
two fucking seconds

[pushpin]

nah been thinkin about it since the last time i wound up in the hospital

[grilletto]

for the same shit?

[pushpin]

nah i hadnt had sex at the time
kinda miss it

[grilletto]

not having it or having it?

[pushpin]

never havin had it
now my whole damn life is controlled by my dick, as witnessed here

[grilletto]

you know you don't have to do it right?
like it's not a requirement?

[pushpin]

u sure about that

[grilletto]

yeah??
pretty damn positive
i’m getting by just fine

[pushpin]

how u makin money ?

[grilletto]

holding hands and stuff
hugs i guess
i’ve got a friend or two that help me with a boost now and then
but you don’t have to do anything wild
unless you want a lot of chroma i guess