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so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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ARE THE
ARE THE BUMPS FUCKIN EGGS ?
IM GONNA PUKE

[ her words are coming true!! ]

[necroyalty]

I cannot be sure. You are human, yes? I do know that bumps are not something I've observed on any of the cocks I've seen, and let it be known that I've seen an array that spanned a wide breadth of mortal races.

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are u braggin to me that ur like some racism-ending free spirited slut cuz uh thats cool i guess but if ur tryna tell me u never seen a gross dick at all i got a hard time believin it
its just statistically improbable

[necroyalty]

I've certainly seen a few that I'd rather not remember, but slaadi-infested bumps would be a first.

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thats more like it
anyway its not that uncommon where im from.... good on ur home fuckin planet for getting everyones coochie extra gucci