text — un: dontannoyme

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so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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un: undyingsoul | CW body horror

[necroyalty]

You'd start with vomiting your brains out and progress to not being able to move from your bed. And then you might realize something has laid its eggs in you.

Remember, red lays blue and blue lays red, but sometimes you get green.

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ARE THE
ARE THE BUMPS FUCKIN EGGS ?
IM GONNA PUKE

[ her words are coming true!! ]

[necroyalty]

I cannot be sure. You are human, yes? I do know that bumps are not something I've observed on any of the cocks I've seen, and let it be known that I've seen an array that spanned a wide breadth of mortal races.

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are u braggin to me that ur like some racism-ending free spirited slut cuz uh thats cool i guess but if ur tryna tell me u never seen a gross dick at all i got a hard time believin it
its just statistically improbable

[necroyalty]

I've certainly seen a few that I'd rather not remember, but slaadi-infested bumps would be a first.

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thats more like it
anyway its not that uncommon where im from.... good on ur home fuckin planet for getting everyones coochie extra gucci